News DawgShed Jurors: Report to Courtroom #1: Case of People v. MILF (2016)

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  1. Captain

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    http://www.***************/news/art...hildren-trunk-red-Corvette-going-joyride.html

    A Pennsylvania mother is behind bars after she stuffed her kids in the trunk of a Corvette and went for a joyride with her friend.

    Police say Jessica Reger, 29 of Hanover, was pulled over July 10 after someone called 911 to report that she had put children in the trunk of a car, the York Dispatch reported.

    Her friend, 29-year-old Ilena Blackburn, was driving the red Corvette while Reger rode shotgun about 8:40pm in Hanover, according to the paper.

    Cops opened the trunk of the car and found two kids, ages 3 and 5, in the trunk.

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    Jessica Reger, 29, has been arrested a number of times and had at least one stay at York County Prison (left). She is now accused of putting her two kids in the trunk of a Red Corvette

    Reger is charged with two misdemeanor counts of endangering the welfare of children and recklessly endangering another person, court records show.

    She is being held at York County jail in lieu of $2,500 bail.

    Blackburn was also charged with recklessly endangering another person.

    She was sent a summons but does not appear to have been arrested.



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  2. I invented that

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    what year and model was the corvette, most corvettes don't have a trunk?
     
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    i second the motion.:grad:
     
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    Neck tattoo and four facial piercings?

    Eh, what's one more bad life choice gonna matter?
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    She seems very happy to have been arrested.
     
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    Where's the MILF at? All I see is a skank.
     
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    neck tattoo? GUILTY!
     
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    God dam how big is the trunk ?
     
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    Yup. I forgot the tag.

    One of the mods must'a caught it. Thanks!
     
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    They probably didn't want to seen with her anyway. :dontknow:

    And Guilty
     
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    Trunk? Stuffed children in it ? And I can't groceries in mine.
    Ewww this chick's disgusting. Wait till she's over the facial piercings and tries to cover them with foundation.



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    She looks like a methhead Shannon Doherty!
     
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    Was the red Corvette little?
     
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    She definitely has a Casey Anthony type quality.
     
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    But only half as crazy.
     
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