Breaking Hard as we speak, the Patriots have lost their first game and @Danas Boyfrien is about to lose his lunch since he now has to fly to the east coast and throw @Mlaw a pity fuck as payment for his bet on Sunday at the shed. MLaw has made a thread saying she has the AIDS in response to this upcoming "fill all my holes" event, but DB doesn't seem to mind. Tickets are said to be tough to get for this upcoming event, since it is gonna be a Dawg's East Coast Get Together, @Bro has offered to cater the event. No one is buying, or looking forward to eating, Bro's tasteless vegan casserole as the reason Bro has offered to cater the event. Our sources tell us that Bro just wants to be cuckolded by DB while DB tries to be the first guy in 45 years to shut ML up for more than 15 seconds! As my boss @mr.dracula reported earlier this weekend in his outstanding news bulletin, the @DarkFriday feud with @big faggy seemed destined to last longer than a dent-headed guys pussy dry spell, but just like that, it's over! BF apologized to DF and all is well between them both now. Dark Friday is looking to turn Big Faggy into a storm trooper by sending her several pieces from his valued Star Wars collection. When this Dawgshed reporter asked Big Faggy if she would accept DF's token of friendship, she stated that she would probably have to decline the gifts because @DrivenByDemons "told her she wasn't allowed to accept them." We are trying to get a response from DBD on this matter, but since his past interactions with Big Faggy are pretty much telling her to go f herself, we are not optimistic that any comments are forthcoming from DBD's camp. That is all today from your trusted Dawgshed News Reporter, Anderson Creeper signing off. *edited for spelling errors only, content has NOT been edited.