Dawgshed News Alert!!

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  1. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    • Breaking Hard as we speak, the Patriots have lost their first game and @Danas Boyfrien is about to lose his lunch since he now has to fly to the east coast and throw @Mlaw a pity fuck as payment for his bet on Sunday at the shed. MLaw has made a thread saying she has the AIDS in response to this upcoming "fill all my holes" event, but DB doesn't seem to mind.
    • Tickets are said to be tough to get for this upcoming event, since it is gonna be a Dawg's East Coast Get Together, @Bro has offered to cater the event. No one is buying, or looking forward to eating, Bro's tasteless vegan casserole as the reason Bro has offered to cater the event. Our sources tell us that Bro just wants to be cuckolded by DB while DB tries to be the first guy in 45 years to shut ML up for more than 15 seconds!
    • As my boss @mr.dracula reported earlier this weekend in his outstanding news bulletin, the @DarkFriday feud with @big faggy seemed destined to last longer than a dent-headed guys pussy dry spell, but just like that, it's over! BF apologized to DF and all is well between them both now. Dark Friday is looking to turn Big Faggy into a storm trooper by sending her several pieces from his valued Star Wars collection. When this Dawgshed reporter asked Big Faggy if she would accept DF's token of friendship, she stated that she would probably have to decline the gifts because @DrivenByDemons "told her she wasn't allowed to accept them." We are trying to get a response from DBD on this matter, but since his past interactions with Big Faggy are pretty much telling her to go f herself, we are not optimistic that any comments are forthcoming from DBD's camp.
    That is all today from your trusted Dawgshed News Reporter, Anderson Creeper signing off.

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  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    ECapo level faggorty
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    @Mlaw bout to get pregnant, son.
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I call godfather on that little halfrican bastard!
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    And may our first child be a masculine child.
     
  6. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Holy crapola.
     
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  7. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    I'm going to study this like the Torah, when I get a minute.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Godspeed, to the future family!
     
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  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I had the worst acid reflux attack last night
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    You Are the baby daddy!
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Drink vinegar. Straight up thank yew!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Andre and Eve
     
  13. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    was this after the patriots loss and it set in danasboyfriend will be meeting mlaw in the biblical sense?
     
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  14. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    And become a single mother all in one day, You son of a bitch

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    it was during
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i feel asleep in the 4th quarter and woke up choking. so bad.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why are you calling yourself Anderson Creeper :wtf:
     
  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    @Danas Boyfrien I'm sure is an upstanding citizen of Fremont, California but it is known that the majority of Afroricans tend to have multiple felonies, and having chillens with a questionable character Is comparable to Russia roulette,.:sadbye2::bug: :hilarious:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Please never try to be funny again