News Dawgshed NEWS Bulletin for 12/20/2015

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Slow, Dec 20, 2015.

  1. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Welcome to Dawgshed news. These are your top stories......



    dawgshed gone Radio Turk?



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    We all heard about Howard's new contract. What we didn't know was that the show would follow Howard's creative model. First order of business was the shitcanning of dead weight on the staff. Noticeably missing from their most recent episode was the Scott the Engineer of the show, @EmperorsNewCaps . Also getting the axe to the back was fan favorite @teehee . We recently reached out to @SomerSky for comment and she had the following to say....

    "We had a lot of negative responses about Teehee's input to the show, most noticeably she would frequently talk over my laugh and the fans could not fully appreciate the comedic timing of my infectious chuckle"

    Let us know your opinion. Were the gunk crew wrong for their ruthless tactics? Will the show get better after cutting the fat?

    Star Wars Virgin Invasion

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    Professional wrestling, thread names that rhyme, what kind of TP Trump uses to pick crusty dingles from his asshole, @hoochieking.... Just went you thought the onslaught of fagdom could not get any heavier at the shed, it's time for star wars.

    Lest anyone think there were people here that posted that weren't complete shut in rejects that collected toys in the 80s to keep in their wrapping while visualizing princess leiah with a strapon.....

    What could the shed do to possibly get any gayer?

    A news team?

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    Warning threads about posting spoilers. You can't make this shit up

    RIP !!!Kafaggot!!!

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    Do you ever sit at your computer and wonder what type of fucking loser has no life to the point where it is his duty to be the voluntary e police on a message board? Well, thanks to a meltdown of epic load guzzling proportions, one of these george zimmerman inspired rejects finally outed themselves.

    Everybody's favorite poster, and by everybody I mean absolutely nobody's, @!!!kaboom!!! was recently shot dead.

    Thanks to @BethSucks we got a sneak peek into the day of life as a mod.

    The only thing funnier than listening to someone melt about having to block someone they don't like is watching someone cry about losing points on the score next to their name.

    @!!!kaboom!!!, we know you are reading this somewhere and formulating the ultimate email burn to whoever dropped the ban hammer on you. I think I speak for everyone (everyone that doesn't suffer from low T anyway) when I say fuck you. Take care, brush your hair.

    Tiny FUCKING Tony RETURNS!

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    Talk about a story that writes itself. An online hero, man among men, the living legend @TinyTony returned with promises of an updated homo list just in time for the holidays.

    The flirters of the shed rejoiced when Tony shared stories of using his 8 soft to gag a slew of old hags at a bacholorette party.

    Stay tuned to see if anyone can knock off @xavier from his reign as #1 on Tony's previous homo list.

    Isabella climbs the purple mountain!

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    Nothing better than a slow build.... 4,000 plus posts and going strong. The board has been captivated reading @isabella 's journey into the world of pumpernickel bread and shredded labia.

    Isabella described working with her TV remote to build up the kegel endurance to handle her mandingo.

    All of her hard work finally paid off on a glorious winter day in a beat up jeep wrangler in a crackeRr barrell parking lot. Isabella described in detail the glory of black machismo and the thrill of cleaning the unusually grape tasting cum out of her snatch box later that day.

    What is next for Isabella? A new appreciation for Tyler Perry movies? A taste for fritos? A new exciting life?

    I know this reporter can't wait to read her next epic troll job


    That's it for this week's news. Remember, we are here to serve you, the loyal readers. If you know of a developing drama on the board please feel free to tag us.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

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    Han solo gets killed in one of the first scenes by jaba's son, , luke gets killed at the end while flying the millenium falcon with chewy, leiah reuinites the ewoks from endor to rally against the empire, jar jar binks turn to the darkside and sells lando's son into slavery

     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Breaking News: Tiny Tony has been banned for being a giant twat.
     
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  3. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Kinda not a good idea to call the sites owner a cunt multiple times then ask her to slob his cob.
     
  5. JesusTwinsBiggestFan

    JesusTwinsBiggestFan Well-Known Member

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    What happened with kaboom? He was a good guy at sfn. He didn't seem like the type to lose his shit enough to get shot dead
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Pissed in Dawgs corn flakes.
     
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  7. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    I think we all knew how it would end the second that thread was started

    He is an all time mult though, you have to admit
     
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  8. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    just like it's not a good idea to call the boss's wife a cunt, it's not a good idea to make constant reports about people you don't like on the board instead of blocking them, then making reports about negative reps, then making reports about the reports.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Hey I do appreciate how much enjoyment the Stern folk got outta him but there's a line he crossed. Even had a second chance and blew it immediately.
     
  10. chrisfromvegas

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    And then he tried to deny it.
     
  11. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    he was a funny mult but it was suicide by mod. dawgshed news supports our police
     
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  12. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    He was unarmed though...
     
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  13. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    he was armed with 8 soft. the report tldr?
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    No it was good.
     
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  15. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    I have been able to witness 2 dawgshed deaths up close. Not to bad a weekend.
     
  16. SomerSky

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    Hahahha first off NEGGED For libelous slander and outright LIES, I've never spoken to anyone on your crack staff! And you call yourself a news team!
    And DOUBLE NEGGED AND moreover, SUED for infringement of copywrited material used inappropriately.....you'll be hearing from my lawyers (and by lawyers I mean NOT paralegals that frequent this thread!)
     
  17. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Is Generallissimo Francisco Franco still dead?
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    The world is now 8% more gay and faggot due to this thread......
     
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    The litigious SomerSky......
     
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    some assholes are never more dangerous than when they are dead.

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