News DAWGSHED NEWS BULLETIN for 2/20/16. Of Reps and Men - John Steinrep

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  1. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Greetings NEWS junkies, I am your favorite news reporter with a 21st chromosome to spare, @Slow.

    These are your top stories....




    Big Changes At The Top of The Rep Leaderboard. A New Shed Monument Commissioned!

    Unless you have been living under a rock or are new to the dawgshed universe, you know that reps are the most important factor that determines a good poster. Some might even argue that reps are all that matters and that "likes" are gay and insignificant.

    It has always been tradition at dawgshed to look to the rep leaderboards to determine who our leaders are and what posters we should strive to model ourselves after.

    Well all that changed recently when a recent storm of quality posts has shifted the top of the leaderboards and sent some long time 20,000+ post counters plummeting into obscurity.....




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    @LawyerLarry , @ClintDagger , @Jayla, @wife is a whore , @Shortwave98

    When news of the changes in reps reached the administration they decided to commemorate the momentous occasion with the commissioning of a new monument.

    It was designed to serve as a symbol of posting excellence. 2 spots have been carved out thus far with the rest of the sites under construction for the rounding out of the top 4.

    Behold, in all it's beauty, the awe inspiring Mount Repmore....








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    Naturally, the recent swing at the top of the leaderboards has sent a wave of butthurt through the shed. Most notably, @Joe Bauers was recently seen melting about losing his spot a top the prestigious list.

    This became a problem for Joe when he recently went out on a date and the lucky young lady was disappointed to not be dining with the king of reps like Joe had proclaimed in his dating profile.

    Embarrassed and distraught, Joe started tagging @dawg into multiple threads and firing off PM rants to anyone with a blue banner complaining about losing his spot.

    He even organized a protest and has been camping out at Mt. Repmore demanding to be the next face carved out to be remembered for all time.



    Joe's melting was captured here by our award winning photographers.......











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    What is it that has caused Joe to plummet down the reps leaderboard? A recent poll among shed posters found that 83% of posters believe that Joe is a whiny cry baby faggot. 10% felt like he was robbed. 7% voted for the @Chriza option.

    Why does Joe take his reps so seriously? Can he change the momentum of his crappy posts for the better? We will leave that up to you, the readers to decide.






    Keyless Chuck Returns!



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    @Keyless Chuck is back after serving his embarrassing temp ban for creating a mult account to bolster LTD86 in his recent voting loss. Welcome back Chuck! Here is to hoping that you have been rehabilitated and are ready to turn away from your life of crime to posting like a model shed citizen!











    Xavier Named In Posting Scandal!


    @xavier was recently called out by @cg256 for plagiarizing all of his threads and witty thread titles from Reddit.

    CG256 claims that all of the X man's threads come word for word directly from the top trending story on Reddit.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/intolerant-mud-shark.177103/


    Thousands of fans of Xavier's horny teacher threads were crushed to learn the news.

    Aspiring junior reported CG256 was providing links and photograph proof to which Xavier claimed temporary insanity from post partum depression.

    How this will affect Xavier's legacy as a long time revered poster is yet to be decided.



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    There have been rumors of the mods instituting a wellness policy to prevent future poster cheating and plagiarism.

    @Shortwave98, a multiple time violator of the previous rep wellness policy has been petitioning the commissioner Dawg Selig for reinstatement despite multiple warnings of poster cheating.

    What do you, the readers think? Should cheating posters be eligible for the Shed hall of fame?







    Have You Seen This Poster?


    The Dawgshed community is still left to wonder, what happened to @Ruffypup ?

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    Rumors have been swirling about the disappearance of this C level, overrated poster. Nevertheless, he has quite a cult following that has been persistent in their search for him.

    He was last seen trying to gauge interest for furry convention sex orgies in the bar. He was discussing responding to a craigslist ad for cosplay bondage. He was advertising himself to be willing to appear in a llama costume with the butt hole cut out and pre lubed for Dr. Ivan inspired bears .


    Has he abandoned his account to shake a history of mediocre and unfunny posts? Is his body currently decomposing over his laptop with flesh and maggots working their way through his keyboard?

    If you have any information to his whereabouts please contact @Boomer because he is worried sick.











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    We want to thank you all for tuning in for another edition of DawgShed News. I encourage you to look forward to an upcoming special with @mr.dracula to further explain the meltdown of @Rodney21a .


    We will leave you with the weather forecast for this week....



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    For myself, and @mr.dracula , Goodnight!




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    credit to @Khalil




     
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  2. Mr Cachexic

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    finally
     
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    Well I'm all up to speed now. Nice work.
     
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    Is Mt. Repmore located somewhere on the premises of Creedmoor?

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    I was anxiously awaiting the next installment...thanks@Slow
     
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    Congrats to Mr.Dagger for his work and dedication. It takes some real posting fury to pull off numbers like that.

    Joe will be fine, he'll just have to step up his game.

    Jayla is the sneaky one. A few racy pics and she might pass Joe.
     
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    Oh and thanks @Slow
    Some quality reporting...
     
  9. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm confused. Am I still top heel?
     
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    His updates really do save me time in getting caught up with the goings-on. For instance, I had no idea about the whole @xavier fiasco until just now.
     
  12. Roland Schwinn

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    I gotta say, of all the groups here at the shed. The news folks are by far my favorite. :up: for more quality reporting!




    (Please dont neg rep bomb me Double L crew) :chair:
     
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    You are what is referred to in the biz as a "babyface"
     
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    Ugh. What's that?
     
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    Good to see that dracula faggot cut out of this.

    Much better presentation.
     
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    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    1. In professional wrestling, a face, babyface is a heroic or a "good guy" wrestler, booked (scripted) by the promotion with the aim of being cheered by fans.
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    Cool that you spend the time creating these threads and educating all of us.

    Good work!!!
     
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    A jabronie :dontknow: