News DAWGSHED NEWS BULLETIN For 5/19/16. Bar Lives Matter

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  1. Slow

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    Greetings Stern Forum. We interrupt your circle jerk threads and low brow political discussions for this special late night news bulletin. I am Slow and these are your top stories.....







    Chriza Gets a 14 Day Cunt Punt




    Apparently @Chriza was pushing boundaries earlier today with cartoons of little girls being molested and murdered at a dentist office. @dawg was not too pleased and gave Chriza a 14 day ban.





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    @Barfus Osternsky DDS was an eye witness on the scene and gave the news department the following summary....

    Now it has been well documented that @Kanye West has been incredibly jealous of all of the attention that chriza receives and the popularity of chriza's threads.

    Kanye's spinoff thread earlier today only drew 13 replies - http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/hey-guys-im-going-to-be-on-wendy-williams-tomorrow.187318/

    He is now rumored to be thinking up a way to get banned so that he can ride chriza's coat tails again to receiving some notoriety. Last we heard he was thinking of posting some untagged NSFW photos of him rimming hairy man ass. We will keep you updated on his faggotry next time.











    As for Chriza, see you in 14 days cheeseburger man




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    Ryan Lever Comes Through on Promise to be on TMZ

    @Ryan Lever made a thread that he was going to be on TMZ. This produced several bar mongoloid inspired spinoff threads. Many were disappointed when they tuned into TMZ and they didn't see Ryan. Well we have obtained the exclusive footage here.....


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    We wish Ryan luck in his future life as he transitions from boring closet fag to out of the closet, flaming cock crippler.
     
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    Daveindiego's Cry For Help.

    @Daveindiego had a wildly successful thread with almost 800 replies. It was Dave on display doing what he does best, crying about his reps and blowing his bully whistle.

    @Biff Dibiase and @CrucifiedAGT spent some time negging dave and bullying him about his dirty, unwashed, effeminate hair.

    Dave was left with -6,000 reps and had no choice but to reach out and plead for help.



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    Dawg made a follow up thread calling for peace between Dave and Biff.

    Dave continued to cry and demanded atleast 100k reps to heel his bleeding butt hole.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/posts/11896528/

    As of this last minute update it looks like Dave has gotten his wish and is back in the green at >100k.

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    Norwegian Hate Crimes All The Rage

    @garypagetwo was minding his own business, studying for his upcoming exams and laying down some fresh tracks this morning when he noticed his battle station was firing off alerts about yet another thread about him. @BethSucks @Anfkid were up to their usual tricks.

    It seems that there are a group of bullies at the shed that are prejudice against Norwegian posters and get off on torturing poor students......




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    Gary was accused of soliciting pirated old stern material. A poll was made to decide his fate. The option to take no action was winning decisively until some last second tampering pushed ahead the option to ban poor Gary for a week.

    A new poll was made to continue to mock our Norwegian humanitarian and model posting citizen.

    What will be poor Gary's fate? Why do some people here continue to harass this bright and tortured young mind?





    We at the news department wish this brilliant young man good luck and offer the following advice



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    That's all folks. We will leave you with the weather as always. For myself and @mr.dracula, sweet dreams.

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    Last edited: May 19, 2016
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    kanye slurps fancy boy jack batter
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    This is terrible.
     
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    the worst
     
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    Xavier: banged. Lol. Posting personal info and stalking. Mahvellous
     
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    The people need a full update on this in a separate thread straight from the dark lord

    Is he vis you or is there a special place in hades for serial vaggots?
     
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    nice cub reporting by Bort
     
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    As a protest for Chriza being banned. I will not eat a cheeseburger until he returns.
     
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    Great report. Gary lost his gold for a week and was assigned a new custom title and avi :coffee:

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    Good for you. And I wont eat a pizza.
    No wait. I hate Chriza. I will eat 2 pizzas to celebrate the ban. :lunch:
     
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    in the interest of common decency, should you not either put a spoiler tag on that or at least pixilate it? :dontknow:
    gp2 new profile pixilated.jpg
     
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    God I'm glad I have everyone mentioned in this thread on block except @biff.
     
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    The only way DawgShed News could get any more gay is if they hired Anderson Cooper to do a report on Jm J. Bullock rimming Richard Simmons while the corpse of Charles Nelson Reilly watches.
     
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    That was a tough tough night.
     
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    Please give us an update on this....





    The Thread Tag Rebel



    One poster has decided to rebel against the man. Meet your stern forum rebel...


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    @Mr Vengeance proudly proclaimed that he was too much of a badass to use thread tags. He spent his early days as a poster aspiring to be like e tough guy, bad ass persona posters from the past. He even had a printout of @Chibbs ' avatar taped above his bed and would lie awake at night pray for the scotch tape to give way.

    What kind of beta male douchebag masquerades online and pretends to be the James Dean of message boards?

    Well we received a tip that Mr Vengeance was actually born with a condition known as Kleinfelters syndrome which gives him an extra X chromosome (XXY).

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

    His bitch tits, micro phallus, and pear shaped body explains the online e aggression.

    If you have more interest in this topic please consider making a donation to the e tough guy pussys of america foundation.