News DAWGSHED NEWS BULLETIN For 6/10/16. MAKE THE SHED HATE AGAIN

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  1. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Blue Banner Boys For Life



    The shed has a new mod and his name is @doughhead63 . @BethSucks made a thread to congratulate the new mod and welcome him into the exclusive blue banner boy posse, AKA Blue World Order.




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    Everyone came into the thread to congratulate doughhead except for @Shivvy . Shivvy famously coined the term blue banner boys to mark his disdain for the shed mods.

    Just one week after shivvy's modem took quite a beating....

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    Shivvy was again pushing his luck but managed to escape discourage free at the moment.

    We at the news department would like to officially congratulate doughead for his new banner and welcome him to the exclusive club. When you are a blue banner boy you are blue banner 4 life and we are sure he will do a great job.


    Speaking of shivvy, he had a big thread where he mocked all of the lonely losers of the shed over 34 who have yet to find love. @tedsfrozenhead was especially offended because he has spent more money on eharmony than @wife is a whore has spent burning bandwidth downloading porn.

    Shivvy took quite a beating in that thread from all around and it eventually spiraled into some type of weird bet.




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    There you have it. We are 5 days into this bet with 5 more to go.

    Can shivvy last 5 more days without complaining about his wife? What does @Mrs Shivvy have to say about this?

    Which one of these two will be stuck fishing the web for tai t girl cam shows to pass the time while they are banned for 6 months?

    We shall see.
     
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  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Clash of the Shed Titans

    It has come to my attention that there is some type of weird feud between @GaryPuppet and @Chriza .

    Two heavy hitting posters no doubt....

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    Gary was seen mocking Chriza after his return from his chomo cartoon ban.

    Chriza seems to get a kick out of trolling stern haters.

    What started this feud? Where will it go? We are watching closely.


    Speaking of feuds.....


    Gofund daveindiego officially launches

    @Biff Dibiase made a thread asking people their favorite @Daveindiego story. In that thread he offered dave 6 free months of gold if dave would accept an olive branch of peace.

    Dave has reportedly been getting donations on the side for a new tv so dave turned his nose up at the 6 free months of gold like a hobo turning down sandwiches while fishing for booze money

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    Dave certainly has his reasons to be weary as Biff has been behind a few brutal rep beatings in the past. Dave being a crafty shed veteran has had a few tricks up his sleeve. He has enlisted @4 fried chickens & a coke for help, see avatar below for reference.

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    She has been negging dave's enemies like @CrucifiedAGT and @Pelicanman in a bizarre case of reverse e knighting.

    How does dave have such pull with the ladies?

    When we reached out to him he responded that the natural scents of BO, wet dog, and dandruff debris that come from not washing his hair get panties juicing like a qvc bullet infomercial.

    Keep up the strong work Dave
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Long Live The King and Queen of Reps!



    The rep leaderboard has had quite a shakeup the last few months. The annual shed home coming saw the king and queen named as @TheMercenary and @Jayla respectively.


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    Mercenary's life has not changed in the slightest but Jayla on the other hand has had to deal with the backlash that comes with being the queen bee of the shed.

    Many were happy for Jayla but she has also made her fair share of new enemies.

    @Tish made a thread to humble brag about her world travels and to educate the shed about her pleasant experiences with refugees in Germany. The queen of reps stopped by to say hello and made an accusation that Tish might be a mult of the shed's favorite fantasy mudshark @isabella and things kind of turned to shit from there.....






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    The gals eventually had a good cry and hugged it out.


    Speaking of Europe and refugees.....



    Tired of the the USA?

    @tired made his third goodbye thread to tell everyone how he was leaving the united states to move to greece. It wasn't enough to sucker us into reading another boring farewell thread but he also had the nerve to sneak in his political agenda in an untagged political keyboard diarrhea explosion.


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    Now if you have no clue who tired is, he is the same guy that made the thousand+ reply thread about how Europe is going to shit and being overrun by muslims.

    Yes, that same guy is moving to Europe now.

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    Good luck Tired!
     
  4. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    MULTS ARE GONE AGAIN

    It has come to my attention that @ltd86 AKA @MAGA was shot dead. The gunmen even left his banner to read "made board retarded again"

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    While we are sad to see a funny political troll go..... a mult is a mult

    A wise man once said......"we either have a country or we don't."

    Similarly, we either have a terms of service or we don't.




    For myself, @mr.dracula, and Conseula our news girl.... Goodnight

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  5. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'm glad he's dead again. I'm going to count it on my ledger, since I was the first to tip off the news dept to his mult.
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    What was Jayla's previous name???
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    I can definitely confirm this

    You have a nose for mults almost as strong as your nose for quality porn whores

    That was news to me and I am still investigating
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If you think Blue Banner is 4Life, you should interview @DarkFriday , @Lemmy , @harlock , @NotMyBro , & @Curt Hennig.

     
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    Will tell for titty pix.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    @mr.dracula is a huge faggot of the most epic proportions!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Lots of bleeding out of their......wherevers in that thread. :wtf:Not sure how or why I caught the ire of the gals, but it's a relief to finally admit I'm not perfect.

    My name was HLHRM. I changed it because everyone kept asking me what it stood for. Plus, it just seemed silly.

    Me and manipulated message board honors - [​IMG]

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    @Slow - guard your nips. They're gonna be purple.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    @stanggirl , what is the back story with you and @Tish ?

    That was pretty mean what she said.
     
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    I finally kinda made the news! :yes:
     
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    Thank you @Slow :prancing:

    XOXOXOXO
     
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    She was putting down Americans who don't travel outside of the country..and her original post was hard to understand...I called her out on it
     
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    Moughhead is a mod now? Jesus he may give Anf a run for his money as worst mod in the shed.
     
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