Greetings, I am slow and this is dawshed news - Our top story is the bar invasion headlined by @Chriza and @Kanye West . The mods sent a wave of hill to die on faggotry through the board when they opended the flood gates from Mordor to two of the deadliest trolls known to message board nerds. The resident pussies of the stern forum took a break from stalking beth’s twitter and recycling the same wig gif for the 1000x to bombard the mods with complaints, followed by threats of leaving forever, and some even having complete fucking meltdowns. A recent poll created by @BethSucks had the new bar trolls in a dead heat with the wrestling crew for biggest nut slappers on the school yard. Where will this rivalry go next? Will there be a direct showdown between the bar crew and Larry inc? Larry inc spokesperson @ShutUpSitDown gave this quote to shed news regarding the matter. "While the subaverage troglodytes and miscreants that populate the Bar forum are not worthy to shine the shoes of Larry Inc. staff and associates, we can view their recent visigothic rampage through the tomato hoarders from south of the border that is the Stern forum with a degree of admiration and esteem. As their existence is frankly beneath us, we cannot be burdened with such trivial matters and will have no further comment on this issue." @Chriza responded with a picture of a cheeseburger. More to come in this exciting battle of the minds. - @isabella and her thread about dreams of donkey dicks slapping the crows feet off her face is finally losing some steam. For now she had decided to stay faithful to her husband and just periodically smack herself in the face, use maskeup to simulate mudshark shades, and plunge her dried up tar pit with a toilet plunger while watching steve wilkos reruns. Should she decide later to cross the point of no return to cervical tears and rimming ashy assholes we will be the first to let you know. Rumors of her husband becoming suspicious after recognizing her pussy stench on some egg plant in the veggie bin have yet to be confirmed. Our editor in chief is currently following some "neeger tvails" in the bar. -@ltd86 is back from his brief ban. He almost suffered a urethral injury after busting an all time nut over the recent islamic killings which are sure to give trump a boost in the polls. Some are even questioning his whereabouts during his absence. Was he in California decked out in brown face with guns blazing? How far would he go to give Trump a boost? In a shocking turn of events he came on strongly in favor of gun control and praised Obama’s address to the nation. Political Faggaspondent @Ving praised LTD’s forward thinking. Is this a sign of a peace treaty between the two or just two cock mouths being naturally drawn to each other? - It’s almost the end of 2015 and the board is still coming to terms with their reigning POTY, @wife is a whore Things recently got ugly in the picture of 2015 thread between WIAW and previous POTY contender @xavier We sat down for an exclusive interview and WIAW offered the following statement: "It is pretty obvious that the most ardent H8RZ are no where near POTY quality posters. SomerSky, Benjamin, LaserTilt, ljc... you don't see any of them making complaints, because they know they are top posters. Bottom feeders filled with jealousy can keep trying to belittle my accomplishment, but doing so it just shows how small they are." - Well folks, there you have it. Who will be the next to meltdown and leave the board? Will Isabella climb the purple mountain? Will the mods continue to endorse #trolllivesmatter? Will wrestling still be for faggots? Tune in next time. Dawgshed obituary: @MyLazyHand succumbed to a lifelong battle of being a butt hurt pole smoker. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a donation to the @smichal foundation for dipshits who can't follow simple instructions.