News DAWGSHED NEWS Health Alert: Fragile Posters Beware

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  1. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Calcium, vitamin d, regular sun exposure... these are all important parts of life to keep the bones strong and healthy

    Unfortunately some people suffer from conditions that make their bones less dense and more subject to trauma.

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    We have reached out to a few physicians to comment, namely @DrSublux

    They have been warning of an epidemic spreading around the dawg shed as of late.
























    Brittle bone bitch disease to be precise.


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    @Daveindiego has been ripping through the sand paper epithelialized pussies of this board for years but his performance as of late has been nothing short of a masterpiece.


    Everyone knows that when it comes to politics he has as much sense as a chick that gets drunk and passes out behind a dumpster at standford

    but despite his shortcomings ,Dave is a master of the troll game



    What's that? You don't believe me?


    Well check out the list of people that have Dave on block

    1435":"1Vegasgirl","2455":"arglebargle","1885":"Batwings","7492":"BethsBraneCell","1294":"Billy Brown","10676":"bjohnst2","64":"Bye You!","1752":"Carter Burke","15597":"Crackhead bill","7256":"Craignor","54":"crazypreacher","1963":"dalecooper","8321":"dancearmstrong","15089":"Dark Horse 77","8423":"Diogenes","8327":"dirkdiggler31","2490":"disbanded","9667":"ericd","2855":"Estocada","2834":"face palm","8247":"FineByeBye","1630":"fletchman71","15317":"Furvest","8638":"guardianmonkey","2489":"Hatfield","9604":"Heisengoat","2146":"Honor de Balsak","1742":"Horse Be Gone","88":"HorsetoothBeth","3030":"HS Cult Leader","2062":"imissalison","9189":"inlimbo76","14824":"Irish Joe","10899":"Irreversible","9428":"IVEBEENPISSEDON","7142":"Jackies Jetty","1894":"JB50","12562":"JesusTwinsBiggestFan","9022":"joemama","3065":"jsnag","2066":"KDK12","1706":"Keyless Chuck","1624":"Kilroy","12886":"kingofallmessicans","1803":"lastlaugh","9855":"lestanyonethink","10972":"lurk","1239":"Macro57","14724":"MAEROZE","1225":"Murcielago","3173":"ned nyc","14884":"Not Sure","5816":"NyMarkNy","11094":"Princess Kitty","1941":"R.P. McMurphy","9591":"RockNRolla","1618":"shamrokz","7632":"Shart Garfunkel","13952":"skunk anansie","11859":"Slickwoody","5858":"Slim Pickens","6359":"SpankSpangler","8686":"Spongebil","6935":"ThatThingOnTrumpsHead","14808":"the G-man","2024":"TheHighHat","2092":"Time Bandit","1274":"Tmmy Sirianni","6312":"todd packer","3323":"WHTHS","6976":"Ynnek4","1865":"You Knew!","9078":"youthless","12714":"YouveSaidItAll"},



    The butt hurt is very real

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    What's even more funny is that Dave has been finding a way to neg some of these people even though he is blocked.

    As you might have expected that has caused a ripple wave of cry baby alerts all over the site





    The rumor is that Dave had to be told to tone it down because some of the posters were losing their minds about being legend' up the tail pipe

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    So if you find yourself on the above list my recommendation would be to reevaluate your life and ask yourself how one man can crush your fragile mind with nothing but a keyboard, a doobie, and some phish playing in the background.

    Thank you

    Goodnight
     
  2. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP

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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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  4. XuXu

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    How did you find out who had Dave blocked?
     
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    Dave's a pussy cat. What's the problem?
     
  6. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Reporters have to protect their sources doll face
     
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    Is it butthurt? Or just trying to not be annoyed...
    There is a difference.
    I blocked sandwich/not funny guy. Now I don't have to see those posts. That's just smart.
     
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    How do you nominate someone for a Pulitzer?
     
  9. DarkFriday

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    Wut the fuck is going on here? :eek:
     
  10. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Soccer is a gay sport
     
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    "Brittle faggot" is such an elegant diss, unlike the usual "cuck" insult.

    @Daveindiego is a scholar and a gentleman.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yah. And is it something we should look into?
     
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    Who's that?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    How is it possible that someone as wonderful as me has an ignore list that long?

    There must be some mistake here. I demand answers. :fil:
     
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    lets explore that activity together
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm not even sure what the activity is.
     
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    Some are questioning the authenticity of the list
     
  20. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    What are the numbers? Are those the user numbers?