News DAWGSHED NEWS OBITUARY: Fare Thee Well To Cock Ving

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  1. Slow

    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Greetings, I hope you will join the news team tonight in honoring the memory of our recently fallen, Ving.





    You may know him by his cornball Jay Leno avatar. You may know him by his thousands of posts sucking Obama's virtual cock. You may know him as being one of the biggest faggots to ever register for an account at the shed.

    The point is, just about everyone knew Ving.




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    Born to two immigrant Pollock parents, Ving was never blessed with much for brains. However, at an early age he showed a flare for faggotry and he demonstrated an aptitude for flamboyancy the likes of which had never been seen before. He was a happy child to say the least








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    After being raised in a middle class suburb of Anal Intercourse Pennsylvania, Ving went on to attend Flaming Liberal Fag University. There he majored in liberal arts of course. He excelled at taking countless bullshit classes with no real world relevance and he received honors for his senior thesis on the pitfalls of white privilege.


    Ving graduated with honors (and AIDS), but not before meeting the love of his life, @Bosch76









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    Ving seemed to have everything going for him. He had found true love, achieved academic success, his viral load was virtually undetectable and his T cell count was the highest it had been in years.


    Well you know what they say, nothing gold can stay pony boy.







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    (recently hired male prostitute purchased by Ving off of craiglist pictured above)







    Ving became arrogant and abrasive. He took to arguing on message boards with a ruthless tact. The night that LTD was shot dead, Ving decided to celebrate by breaking out some anal nitrates he had been saving and he did an 8 ball with @Vincenzo69 and they became overly intoxicated with cum.


    Ving came up with a great idea to take out another board conservative. Ving made up a fake rep from long standing shed icon @CrucifiedAGT and threw in an atomic n bomb in hopes of a perma ban.






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    CrucifiedAGT gave you 150 negative reputation points for your post in the thread POTY Smackdown Stern Forum vs Politics (No Staff Votes allowed). With the following comment: You're right, I don't vote for n*ggers.










    Where did Ving get this idea you ask? Look no further than one of his biggest heroes, the revered Reverend Al Sharpton who became famous for touting a girl that made up a lie about being covered in feces and targeted in a racial hate crime.







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    Ving had so much promise as an online douche. He could have went on to single handedly lower the testosterone level of the shed by 1000 fold but he flew too close to the sun. Ving's life serves as a lesson and there are many things we can learn from Ving's death.

    Most importantly .... if you want to be a complete douche and a cock herpe, that is cool as long as you do it within the guidelines of the terms of service







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    Ving was survived by @Bosch76. They had no children but did have a cute little Pomeranian that they would walk through the East Village on Sundays.

    In lieu of flowers please send positive reps to CrucifiedAGT.








    This is Dawgshed News, saying good night.




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  2. Khalil

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    Excellent news story. Would read again.
     
  3. FrstTimeLngTme

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    Those liberal tactics never pay off. So long.

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  4. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Be glad not everybody gets shot dead over falsified shed material.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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  6. YouveSaidItAll

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    I assume you have a plenitude of leisure time that allows such creative brilliance?
     
  7. Slow

    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Be glad i am giving you a break
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    How do you make a fake rep??
     
  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Ving was so young and promise :sadbye2:
     
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    Why was he deaded? Just wondering
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    Anybody got dibs on his Miata?
     
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    No breaks to be given. You wanted to bust my balls over 800,000 reps.
     
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    Read the part about what he did to Crucified. Real underhanded move.
     
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    Such a better job than that retarded dracula faggot.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Yust vhat are you insinuating, Jortvave?
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Get ze vock out, dog buggering addict
     
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    Fake PMs? At least make a better forgery next time.
     
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