News DAWGSHED NEWS OBITUARY: RIP Rodney21a

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  1. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    Shed patrons, I hope you will join me tonight in laying to rest the recently fallen @Rodney21a. I am the good Reverend Slow and I will be leading the celebration tonight in remembering Rodney and his calling home to the dark web.




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    Many of you will be shocked to learn this but Rodney has long been rumored to be a disgraced member of the news team formerly known as @Vashier . Back in the early days of the news department when funding was low, the mods couldn't afford to hire top notch reporters such as present day, so the position was filled on a volunteer basis.


    Rodney/Vashier was an unfunny douche. His most notable thread was when he made a gofundme page asking shed members for donations. This was propagated by none other than butt hurt princess @smichal .

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/attention-vashier-is-in-trouble.152927/

    There is some good controversy to read if you do a little searching. Apparently he went on a vacation shortly after this but claims that the funds had nothing to do with that.


    Rodney's run with the news team was less than stellar to put it nicely. Readership was at an all time low and he brought embarrassment to the department by having an association with Elisa Jordana.

    In fact, it was his blind devotion to Jordana that brought his run with the news department to an end.


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    Obviously, Rodney couldn't stay away from the shed but he didn't want to swallow his pride and return as Vashier so he made a mult.


    His return was pretty much ignored by everyone because he is an unfunny, uninteresting, old man with a tiny pecker and schvoogie envy. This led him to seeking out some comedy advice from Michael Richards and he developed a new posting approach.







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    In an effort to gain some cheap reps and likes he became a shtick racist poster.

    His most notable thread was one asking why he couldn't use the enwurd at dawgshed.

    When his thread was deleted he followed it up with 2 gems directed at @dawg. The first, demanding that people stop subscribing as VIP's and Gold and the second crying political martyr and stating that conservative view points were being silenced.

    (I hope you were able to find this thread sandwiched between 7 donald trump threads on the front page)


    If you are interested in reading his last melting words they can be found here:
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/ban-ltd-let-xuxu-run-amok-right-dawg-pup-fair-balanced.180200/

    I will keep this short and sweet.

    He was an unfunny, miserable old prick and we are all glad that he was shot dead.





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    I know I speak for everyone at the shed when I say, thank god the news department has been returned to glory and the news staff can serve as role models for the rest of you to aspire to posting greatness.


    For myself and @mr.dracula , good night.



    For those of you left wondering who the fuck i am talking about..... It was the faggit with this in his signature

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    You will never have to see this shit again. Thank you @BethSucks
     
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  2. Scotty4x4

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    Well done sir! I love a good mult story, keep exposing all the butt hurt wackos!
     
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    I am happy to say, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. :ff:
     
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    OMG. This tea is scalding! Expose her, news team. Expose the good sis Vashier.


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    Give Rodney chance....
     
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    Damn signature drove me nuts.
     
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    The Library is open!

     
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    ok, my crazy old uncle nodded off [​IMG]
     
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    who?
     
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    He had many but couldn't answer the kestion so he got no diploma to gaduate
     
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    Hahaha.

    Slow is great. He wraps it in thorns and goes in dry.
     
  14. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    Damn i forgot to mention that. Going to edit.
     
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    This
     
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    the internet

    it's pretty fucked up
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    What would you have done if his name was Clarence?
     
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    Every time I see an RIP title, I'm fooled and think someone actually died.

    Funny story, though, blo.
     
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    I blame those stupid cat pics and gifs.
     
  20. Slow

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    It was this douchebag

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