News Dawgshed News Presents: A Tale of Two Trolls

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Slow, Apr 30, 2016.

  1. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Good evening stern forum, I am Slowjay Benza. Welcome to True Shedwood Stories. Tonight we take a look at famous pairs that have gone on to take different paths and different levels of success.

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    Flashback to the end of last year and there was a duo of posters that took the board by storm and had the entire forum at it's melting point. Alerts to the mods were at an all time high and people were discovering the block feature for the first time. It was the golden age of trolling and nobody was hotter than a certain pair of young posters.....














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    It was the worst of times and they were the worst of posters.

    @Chriza and @Kanye West were inseparable. Two bright young talents. The similarities between their style drew a lot of comparisons.












    Some described them as righteous dudes...

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    Some said they were like brothers....

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    Some saw great potential......

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    Some said the sky was the limit......

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    If you haven't caught on to the link by now, we are of course talking about famous pairs that have gone on to have drastically different levels of success. Don't believe me? Let's take a look at their recent numbers at the box office....









    Their last 4 threads.....


    Chriza's "wake up white people"

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/wake-up-white-people.185294/page-2#post-11755955
    393 replies, 2200+ views


    Chriza's friday thread

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/its-friday.185178/
    144 replies, 672 views


    Kanye's stern troll thread

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/do-you-think-howard-gives-a-fuck-about-any-of-you.185301/
    66 replies, 500 views



    Kanye's poster of the week gimmick

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/stern-show-top-5-posters-of-the-week.185296/page-2#post-11757357

    39 replies, 284 views



    Chriza was runner up for POTY and poor Kanye has recently been spotted in a pity poll with the likes of @bennymuso musso and @Snort .





    If you have a heart please start taking the time to post in kanye's threads. He is rumored to have fallen on really hard times









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    We at the news department wish Kanye luck in turning his posting career around. While we can't all go on to be as popular as someone like Chriza he still has time to salvage his posting career. Good luck Kanye.








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  2. Keyless Chuck

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    So fucking horny right now!
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Now that I read your post, I be drunk, don't care. They good guys, bar humor is like fine wine. You will learn it's taste, fuck @shitty
     
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    @Chriza was the first to cross over. The rest just followed.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    @shitty trolls with class.
     
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    Umm... I started out in the stern forum ma'am. I beees OG
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Low class
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    My deepest apologies, Sir! I wasn't aware, & certainly meant no disrespect.
     
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    Ma'am, you are my true E love and I'm spanking myself after my disrespectful comment towards you.
     
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    In this scenario kanye is marty jannetty.

    :lmao:
     
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    In @Kanye West 's defense, he does have 50,000 fewer posts than @Chriza .

    Plenty of opportunities to redeem herself.

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    Being the marty jannetty of posters is nothing to be ashamed of
     
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    quality over quantity
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    They had a reunion on TV
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    why doesn't kanye defend all the faggit accusations thrust upon him anymore

    so much faggit calling thrusted upon one poor kanye west
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    So there were no bigger stories to report on this week, huh? L.A.M.F.
     
  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Chriza does tend to break character when he defends Howard and Beth in a GaryPuppet thread. You'll notice the caps lock button fiercely going when he's really angry. There's successful troll Chriza, and then fanboy Chriza.

    It's all Lula regardless.
     
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