News Dawgshed News Presents: Gunk Wars. Episode V. The Gunkpire Strikes Back

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  1. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Good evening stern forum. We bring you this special hard hitting story by popular demand.

    Many of you know the wildly successful podcast known as dawgshed. For those of you that don't know the whole story I will give you a little background and bring you up to speed on some recent happenings.







    It was started by two lovely women who shared a common hatred of all things howard stern. Their voices were indistinguishable and they were the besties of besties.

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    @SomerSky and @teehee were like two peas in a pod. They loved to gossip on the computer and they eventually took to the internet to start a podcast known as dawgshed with fellow poster @ARM .

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    They even enlisted the services of a helpful indian guide @EmperorsNewCaps to help them along their way with engineering duties.

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    The guide was eventually put out to pasture like a neutered buffalo one day after a power struggle over creative control and replaced by pedophile story extraordinairre and serial vaggot @xavier

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    There was also another power struggle. This time it was when Somer became jealous of all of the new teehee fans. This is when Somer had to have a sit down and had to fire her long time BFF from the show. The fans were pissed but most remained loyal and the show pressed on.


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    There were also rumors of Somer sending her enforcers after Teehee. Specifically, xavier was white knighting for somer and sending mean PMs. Teehee is a fighter though and was able to hold her own....

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    Dawgshed news had the unfortunate responsibility to cover all of this and one of our staffers even got caught in the crossfire

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    Luckily the helpful board dawg and monkey admins were on hand to temporarily pacify all of this cat fighting drama and keep the news department safe.


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    Things eventually died down and all was peaceful on the board until recently when Somer wanted to give Teehee a little poke...

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    Somer posted a clip from months ago with teehee being recorded without her knowledge. It was an "unreleased show" that guest starred @wife is a whore and the recently departed @Shortwave98 . The clip was not flattering to teehee. Needless to say, after months of peace.....shots were fired.

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    An all out war of a cat fight ensued until teehee was eventually thread banned

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  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    things then got crazy when somer encountered another old foe, @TheWonk . He had some fighting techniques that caught her off guard. He posted a link with serious claws.

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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    This led to somer sounding alerts like crazy until the thread disappeared forever into the darkweb

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    Somer has reportedly been sharpening her claws for the next board female to reach for her crown
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    Here at the news department, we hope that the gunk team can follow our lead and try to be more mature and sensitive to other posters' feelings.

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    That's all for now. Until next time, stay classy.



     
  4. JameGumb

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    What?
     
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    ....and so it begins...
     
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    ...there's some drama I never heard about.... did they even improve their audio quality? or still pull a howard and say fuck off if you dont like it?
     
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    Where is the news here?
     
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    If it's a girl fight a hope a titty pops out.... If not then I have no fucking clue what this is all about
     
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    Shit just got real.
     
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    She blocked me for saying @TheWonk s post disappeared
     
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    Unreal.
     
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    i just hope the news team is left out of any of the fallout. we are neutral, fair and balanced third parties
     
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    Oh shit! :munch:
     
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