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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Sleep, Jun 14, 2016.

  1. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Hello everyone, your pal Sleep here with the news:

    In an interesting and out of nowhere development, the poster @Shivvy has shocked the masses and announced that this time next year, he will be the recipient of a Masters Degree. From where? Who the fuck knows. As expected, many have called bull shit on this announcement, as this is the first that this has ever been mentioned. Faithful member of Team Mean Girls, @Sea Slob quickly came to Shiv's defense and congratulated his buddy on his "Masters", and as a gift for his graduation, he promised Shiv a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

    It should be noted that esteemed scholar and lawyer extraordinaire, @Mlaw (along with everyone not named Sea Slob) quickly called bullshit on Shivvy's announcement.

    We will do our best to gather more info, but something about this story stinks (Shivvy's story, not mine, fuck you)

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    Thanks, @Nunz

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    excellent post, its about time dracula hired competent people :clap:
     
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    Since when is an obvious troll job news?
     
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  4. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    :toptip:
     
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    :lol:

    Pulitzer Prize in the mail.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The fuck is THIS shit
     
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  7. Cheri

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    Oh wait, this is Sleep not that other turd. Carry on.
     
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  8. Sleep

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    Shiv is a hot topic, therefore he is newsworthy :grad:
     
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  9. Sleep

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    :jj:

    Thanks Cheri
     
  10. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    What up mang, what it do?
     
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    It's Team Rapey, not Team Mean Girls. :grad:
     
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    if it had been Slow, it wouldn't have been funny.
     
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    I didn't read the whole thing. Just saw it was news, and figured it was Slow.
     
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    Team mean girls :sarcastic:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    that dude is fucking terrible and i heard incredibly obese
     
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    Getting antsy for camping

    Gonna eat healthy today

    Ish
     
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    Sleep will develop his brand for future thread titles. he's new to the game.
     
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    Is this his first "news story."
     
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    you can tell by his writing style.

    slovenly.