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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Sleep, Jun 14, 2016.

  1. Sleep

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    Hello everyone, your pal Sleep here with the news:

    In an interesting and out of nowhere development, the poster @shitty has shocked the masses and announced that this time next year, he will be the recipient of a Masters Degree. From where? Who the fuck knows. As expected, many have called bull shit on this announcement, as this is the first that this has ever been mentioned. Faithful member of Team Mean Girls, @Sea Slob quickly came to shitty's defense and congratulated his buddy on his "Masters", and as a gift for his graduation, he promised shitty a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

    It should be noted that esteemed scholar and lawyer extraordinaire, @Mlaw (along with everyone not named Sea Slob) quickly called bullshit on shitty's announcement.

    We will do our best to gather more info, but something about this story stinks (shitty's story, not mine, fuck you)

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    Thanks, @Nunz

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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    excellent post, its about time dracula hired competent people :clap:
     
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    Since when is an obvious troll job news?
     
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    :toptip:
     
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    :lol:

    Pulitzer Prize in the mail.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The fuck is THIS shit
     
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    Oh wait, this is Sleep not that other turd. Carry on.
     
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    shitty is a hot topic, therefore he is newsworthy :grad:
     
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    :jj:

    Thanks Cheri
     
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    What up mang, what it do?
     
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    It's Team Rapey, not Team Mean Girls. :grad:
     
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    if it had been Slow, it wouldn't have been funny.
     
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    I didn't read the whole thing. Just saw it was news, and figured it was Slow.
     
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    Team mean girls :sarcastic:
     
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    that dude is fucking terrible and i heard incredibly obese
     
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    Getting antsy for camping

    Gonna eat healthy today

    Ish
     
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    Sleep will develop his brand for future thread titles. he's new to the game.
     
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    Is this his first "news story."
     
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    you can tell by his writing style.

    slovenly.