News DAWGSHED NEWS: SPECIAL SUNDAY NIGHT BULLETIN FOR 4/17/16 #ALL REPS MATTER

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  1. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Good evening stern forum and bartards. Welcome to a special sunday night edition of dawgshed news. First off I want to apologize for the lack of news coverage regarding the mega stories around here lately. I have received about a hundred or so PMs and rep messages asking for an update and your outpouring of love is quite humbling. Having said that, these are your top stories....






    The Hero The Shed Deserves


    Have you ever logged off of the shed at night and had trouble sleeping because you are worried that someone might neg some of your posts overnight? Perhaps you even made the mistake of stumbling upon keyboard brilliance and producing the most original of faggot insults directed at larry inc and were worried that a neg party retaliation would follow. Well fear no more shed patrons.

    The shed finally has the hero that it deserves and his name is @Joe Bauers . Also known as REPMAN





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    Some people try to pretend that reps don't matter. We all know that is bullshit and that reps are life and death here at the shed. One man in particular values his reps more than life itself. Joe Bauers has made it his mission to combat people that give out neg reps.

    Every time there is a neg party there are a few people that like to ask, "who has time for this shit?" and "what kind of loser spends so much time manipulating people's imaginary internet points"?

    Well some would argue that neg parties atleast produce entertainment. However, it would take a really fucking pathetic loser to make it his life's mission to follow around larry inc and combat their reps with +150s.

    That man is Joe Bauers.

    Don't believe me?

    Well this is dawg shed fucking news and we deal with nothing but the straight facts.

    Behold exhibits a, b, and c







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    Exhibit c
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    Jealous melvins like @Shortwave98 like to perpetuate conspiracy theories about my sources. These rep pages are all public so feel free to check for yourself.

    In between being exposed by the bossman @mr.dracula and being kicked around like a soccer ball by our new bar friends shorty has still been crying about all of the reps he lost in the last rep purge.





    The meltdown from reps around here provides endless hilarity. So much so that there have been a select few that have been bombarding the mods with complaints daily about their reps. In an effort to silence the whining crybaby mental cripples, @dawg had no choice but to neg the shit out of @LawyerLarry to pacify some of the biggest whiny cry baby faggots to have ever filed a message board report in history.




    Larry went from just shy of a million reps to negative 500k.

    The people rejoiced and were looking forward to a larry melt.

    Unfortunately they are still left waiting as larry embraced his new bad rep and has reveled in the notoriety and fame that comes with being the board's number one heel.

    North korea has commisioned a new statue to pay homage to the man that has melted your hearts.






    Behold, mount negmore.....


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    Reps are serious fucking business. Don't any of you ever forget it.





    Multings and Meltings

    Speaking of larry inc, there were a few notable metlings caused by the inc in the past few weeks, Master mult troll @Lumbergh was recently seen making callout threads directed towards the mods for accusing them of being in cahoots with larry inc.


    I recently received an anonymous tip from a very reliable source that has confirmed the identity of lumbergh......









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    Thats right. @Kanye West .





    Remember when kanye first made his debut in the stern forum with @Chriza and they were neck and neck for top troll in the business? Unfortunately for kanye, chriza went on to have great success and left poor kanye in troll obscurity. Chriza recently finished runner up for interim POTY and Kanye cant even get a rise out of the stern only cult freaks. He doesnt even bother to troll threads anymore. Kanyes threads draw an average of 5 replies and it is obvious he became desperate and had to mult up for some attention.




    Lumbergh had some good troll threads. The lumbergh gimmick is far superior to kanyes repetoir of "who is this faggot" . Unfortunately, lumbergh trolled at the wrong time and caught a ban. The ban has since been lifted but stay with me here.....




    This led to "howards annoying snort", now known as @Snort to melt down like a compete pussy and post another callout thread directed towards the mods.




    Now atleast with lumbergh we all knew we were being trolled. Snort however is 100% sincere in his demands about the stern forum. His former name at sfn was "howard still rules" just to give you an idea of the epic dick diddling doppleganger we are dealing with.




    He has been sending countless alerts and complaints at the mods. The sandiest of vaginas, he demands that neg reps be eliminated and that the board ban anyone that goes off topic from stern threads.




    @Beth Sucks has had his hands full calming the situation




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    Some people were wondering how snort could be such a crybaby pussy but then he posted his real life pic in the post your pic thread and we all got to see for ourselves the source of all of his beta male sandy puss crybaby faggot posts.

    His name changes are gayer than lady gaga's dance crew and we look forward to how he can top his faggotry with his next name change.




     
  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Periscope With a Microscope




    I am going to be honest with you guys. I have received some pressure from the mods to generate more page views. The ratings for the last bulletin were less than stellar so we are expanding our coverage of mr page views himself, @AnimalGod .



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    Credit to whoever made that gif.



    There are a lot of other things i would rather do but it is my duty as a good reporter to keep tabs on the AG thread to keep you up to date.

    Most notably, animalgod recently met some fat slob chick with kids. He bought some gifts for her kids to score some points. This earned him a blow job from this hog princess.

    We all know AG values sex less than one thing, page views.

    He recorded this random chick blowing him and broadcasted it live on periscope. Ms piggy had no idea about the whole thing.

    The fanimals were snapping pics and posting them in the AG thread.

    Overcome with lust, @Cheri was said to be so worked up and tapping her clammy clit faster than you can click the f5 button that she was posting her approval on every page.

    Naturally the mods had to clean this up but we managed to save one pic for you......








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    Most of the comments were about his 2 inch pecker and how fat and gross he is and how he should be arrested for secretly videotaping a porno of some unsuspecting disgusting slob.

    Needless to say, that bitch got curb thtomped and is now carrying the spawn of a lisping cross breed of a mongoloid and a manatee.

    He also had some bullshit where he changed the name of his thread and tried to blame it on @Anfkid . This caught AG a brief temp ban.







    Live update: our ratings are at an all time high. Thanks for the page views animalgod.















    The Curse of The POTY


    Many of you have been left in the dark about the mysterious disappearance of @wife is a whore , Our beloved poty.

    Well heres how it went down....

    Chriza made some violent threat of a post. Wiaw alerted on it. The mods used their discretion and felt that it was obviously a joke and not a real threat.

    Wiaw made a call out thread at the mods and that caught him a temp ban.

    Since then he put the entire board on a month long poty ban.

    Was wiaw right in his protest? We will let you decide. We have obtained an exclusive snap shot of chriza's violent post.....




    @Chriza 's offending post...

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    Which brings us to the subject of POTY. We all know that WIAW is the true people's champ but he was up against an evil power that extends far beyond any mortal.









    I am of course talking about the POTY curse....







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    Don't believe me? After winning poty @gary puppet went from getting radar online articles written about him to barely posting anymore. When he does post one of his twitter trolls he gets mocked by people for being a creep.


    Next we look at @Nemo , after he won poty he slowly ran out of beth and wig jokes that he resorted to becoming a flaming racist and ran off to join storm front after he couldnt draw a page view or a like to save his life.

    Big faggy, nobody even knows if big faggy is a guy or a chick. What we do know is that it had to change its name after a string of failed threads with less than 10 replies brought shame to the poty banner. Also, big faggy was such a failure as poty that the entire bar has basically packed up and moved to the stern forum

    Finally, @ltd86 was the first ever politics poty and he was shot dead quicker than a good boy trying to walk to college in Ferguson, Missouri.


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    We at the news department want to wish luck and congratulate @Benjamen on his POTY victory. We do implore him to tread lightly and not take the curse lightly.

    I would make a subtle pedophile joke here but they are no longer allowed.














    Thats it for now. As always, we will leave you with the weather. The forecast is calling for half a chub.

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    For myself, @mr dracula , and Conseula.... Stay classy





    Please rep and like this post. I am ashamed to call myself a less than 200k rep poster
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Good evening stern forum and bartards.

    :jj:
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I see that I'm mentioned AGAIN.

    I know that I generate page turns.
     
  5. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Again with the lies. I never saw the video thank God. And AG has known this chicks for a long time. At least do some research
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I applaud your dedication in keeping up with all of this nonsense. Who has the time?
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Do I have to be in every one of these things, you moron?
     
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    I'm all up to speed now. Outstanding work.
     
  9. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    You hang on animalgod's every word and are glued to that thread 24/7
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Finally a mention in the news.... I'm on my way
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    jesus christ.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    When you're an unemployed loser you have loads of time.
     
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    Snort Something witty Gold

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    And it was Stern not Howard :nojj:
     
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    You should be accurate though. He has known her for a long time, 20 + years. Here she is in a video -


    She may be a slow adult, be nice.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I get mentioned every Goddamn week (even back in the old days when the news was an audio recording) and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    I will write a retraction. Good work jr reporter

    The main point gets through either way i think
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I actually learned something this week.......and vomited in my mouth a little. @Slow
     
  19. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Good point.
     
  20. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    That is not very nice at all
     
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