Good evening stern forum and bartards. Welcome to a special sunday night edition of dawgshed news. First off I want to apologize for the lack of news coverage regarding the mega stories around here lately. I have received about a hundred or so PMs and rep messages asking for an update and your outpouring of love is quite humbling. Having said that, these are your top stories.... The Hero The Shed Deserves Have you ever logged off of the shed at night and had trouble sleeping because you are worried that someone might neg some of your posts overnight? Perhaps you even made the mistake of stumbling upon keyboard brilliance and producing the most original of faggot insults directed at larry inc and were worried that a neg party retaliation would follow. Well fear no more shed patrons. The shed finally has the hero that it deserves and his name is @Joe Bauers . Also known as REPMAN Some people try to pretend that reps don't matter. We all know that is bullshit and that reps are life and death here at the shed. One man in particular values his reps more than life itself. Joe Bauers has made it his mission to combat people that give out neg reps. Every time there is a neg party there are a few people that like to ask, "who has time for this shit?" and "what kind of loser spends so much time manipulating people's imaginary internet points"? Well some would argue that neg parties atleast produce entertainment. However, it would take a really fucking pathetic loser to make it his life's mission to follow around larry inc and combat their reps with +150s. That man is Joe Bauers. Don't believe me? Well this is dawg shed fucking news and we deal with nothing but the straight facts. Behold exhibits a, b, and c Exhibit a Exhibit b Exhibit c Jealous melvins like @Shortwave98 like to perpetuate conspiracy theories about my sources. These rep pages are all public so feel free to check for yourself. In between being exposed by the bossman @mr.dracula and being kicked around like a soccer ball by our new bar friends shorty has still been crying about all of the reps he lost in the last rep purge. The meltdown from reps around here provides endless hilarity. So much so that there have been a select few that have been bombarding the mods with complaints daily about their reps. In an effort to silence the whining crybaby mental cripples, @dawg had no choice but to neg the shit out of @LawyerLarry to pacify some of the biggest whiny cry baby faggots to have ever filed a message board report in history. Larry went from just shy of a million reps to negative 500k. The people rejoiced and were looking forward to a larry melt. Unfortunately they are still left waiting as larry embraced his new bad rep and has reveled in the notoriety and fame that comes with being the board's number one heel. North korea has commisioned a new statue to pay homage to the man that has melted your hearts. Behold, mount negmore..... Reps are serious fucking business. Don't any of you ever forget it. Multings and Meltings Speaking of larry inc, there were a few notable metlings caused by the inc in the past few weeks, Master mult troll @Lumbergh was recently seen making callout threads directed towards the mods for accusing them of being in cahoots with larry inc. I recently received an anonymous tip from a very reliable source that has confirmed the identity of lumbergh...... Thats right. @Kanye West . Remember when kanye first made his debut in the stern forum with @Chriza and they were neck and neck for top troll in the business? Unfortunately for kanye, chriza went on to have great success and left poor kanye in troll obscurity. Chriza recently finished runner up for interim POTY and Kanye cant even get a rise out of the stern only cult freaks. He doesnt even bother to troll threads anymore. Kanyes threads draw an average of 5 replies and it is obvious he became desperate and had to mult up for some attention. Lumbergh had some good troll threads. The lumbergh gimmick is far superior to kanyes repetoir of "who is this faggot" . Unfortunately, lumbergh trolled at the wrong time and caught a ban. The ban has since been lifted but stay with me here..... This led to "howards annoying snort", now known as @Snort to melt down like a compete pussy and post another callout thread directed towards the mods. Now atleast with lumbergh we all knew we were being trolled. Snort however is 100% sincere in his demands about the stern forum. His former name at sfn was "howard still rules" just to give you an idea of the epic dick diddling doppleganger we are dealing with. He has been sending countless alerts and complaints at the mods. The sandiest of vaginas, he demands that neg reps be eliminated and that the board ban anyone that goes off topic from stern threads. @Beth Sucks has had his hands full calming the situation Some people were wondering how snort could be such a crybaby pussy but then he posted his real life pic in the post your pic thread and we all got to see for ourselves the source of all of his beta male sandy puss crybaby faggot posts. His name changes are gayer than lady gaga's dance crew and we look forward to how he can top his faggotry with his next name change.