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  1. Slow

    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's the second Sunday in September, training camp is wrapped up, the leaves are starting to turn, kids are back in school, people are drinking again on sundays.

    You know what that means

    America's favorite competition is back in swing








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    No I am not talking about over grown meat heads giving out concussions













    I am of course talking about the sport of Kings








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    This isn't some bullshit side show like the XFL. This is real competition for the manliest of men only. @freds need not apply




    The rules:

    - 2 competitors agree to a neg duel.

    - No innocent bystanders will be neg bombed

    - Only people that agree up front to not cry and complain to the mods will be allowed to participate

    - @Daveindiego will need a signed permission slip from his mommy to play

    - 15 minutes are put on the clock at an agreed time

    - The competitor that delivers the most neg points is declared the winner





    Our very own POTY @Biff DiBiase , the former mayor of neg city promises a prospect the likes of which we have never seen.

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    Only at dawgshed could we see such a spectacle


    To commemorate the opening of the NNL, Biff's prospect is willing to take on 2 competitors at once.

    You heard me right. A handicap match.


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    Now the gauntlet has been thrown down

    Which 2 of you have the scrote to take on Biff's stud prospect in the challenge?

    Speak up if you dare.


     
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  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Who wants to step up? This is like a modern version of John Henry vs the railroad companies.
     
  3. Slow

    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sadly bro this might be too rough for the stern forum folk and might require a trip to the bar to find some posters with brass balls
     
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  4. crash83

    crash83 VIP Extreme Gold

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    No takers?
    Shit i'll taken on 3 or 4 of you...
     
  5. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    No one in the bar is sober enough to even comprehend what this is about.
     
  8. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    @Daveindiego, you want in on this? I just figured out how to add a custom button to take me to my blocked list.
     
  9. FeetToTaste

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    This looks fun, but I'm all about the positivity (plus as a non supporter I can't rep anyway). Will watch the proceedings unfold though!

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  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Fuck off Biff, skunk bitch
     
  11. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Shots fired
     
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  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I like it, I gave you reps.
     
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  13. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    You don't want to go up against the Neg-O-Matic 5000, Sam. You couldn't defend yourself back in the Neg Wars.
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    This will end in blood and tears.
     
  15. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Are you challenging the Neg-O-Matic 5000?
     
  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Negger, please
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Nah, bro. I just picked up a 'Carb Cap', and I think I just disabled myself.

    I need to take a moment here to regather myself.
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    I'm in but don't have time to neg. Does that count?
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    Did you overheat?:haha:
     
  20. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Not now Larry
     
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