DAWGSHED NEWS: Twelve for Tuesday with SHIVVY

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  1. Skid Marx

    Skid Marx EDITOR IN CHIEF

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    He's been around these Stern boards for years, and many of you only know him as the guy who raped a baby sitter with a hairbrush...allegedly

    But he's much more than that, this avid Miami dolphins fan is actually a devoted family man. He's 32 and been married to his lovely wife for 12 years. They have a boy and a girl and reside in South Carolina. Mr.Shivvy is the owner of a consulting company that assists small businesses in procuring government contracts....whet ever that means

    Here are 12 questions I sent him, with his answers. Once again this is not an interview....



    1. What's your favorite movie of all-time and why?

    A. The Goonies - Fun film. Watched it many times as a kid and I've watched it many times with my children now



    2. At what age did you lose your virginity, and to who?

    A. 15. To a senior in my high school. found out she had a boyfriend that was like 25 and was banging another older guy. broke my heart




    3. What's the most expensive gift you have ever received?

    A. my honey moon to Jamaica





    4. First car you owned was?

    A. 86 Hyndai Excel





    5. Favorite singer or band?

    A.Eminem or Eightball and MJG





    6. Are you a spender or a saver?

    A. Spender





    7. What was your favorite game to play as a kid?

    A. Always had fun with the Nintendo 64 indoors. Outdoors we used to play Manhunt and 4 Square. Board game would be Hungry Hungry Hippos





    8. Are you a good dancer?

    A. I think so. i sway back and forth





    9. What's your go to munchie food when drunk or high?

    A. Cheetos




    10. Best TV show right now in your opinion?

    A. The Walking Dead for drama and The Big Bang Theory for comedy




    11. Briefs, boxers or commando?

    A. Briefs



    12. Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?

    A. executed


    Well there you have it, a fascinating look into the mind of a man with a plan, and a hairbrush.......allegedly

    Thanks for being a good sport Mr. Shivvy

    For the DAWGSHED NEWS I'm Edward R Murrow


    "GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK"
     
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  2. FatKidSullivan

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
     
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    Weird.
     
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    I would rather see his mug shot.
     
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    Ed's grammar and spelling are atrocious and the alleged victim was a house cleaner not a baby sitter :no:
     
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    you need an editor.
     
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    Thank you for that, it has been corrected
     
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    No cuck related questions? You fucking suck, Edward.
     
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    Jesus, what kind of questions are those?
     
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    Guy has 45,000 mugshots and you ask if he is a good dancer.
     
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    whatever:fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ulol:

    misspelled "what" and made it into 2 words.:rofl:
     
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    Helps businesses get government contracts.:facepalm:
     
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    It means she's ripping the taxpayers off with crony capitalism bullshit!
     
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    You're no better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
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    I hate to be that guy, but that's just a shit effort.

    Boxers or briefs is the best you can come up with?
     
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    Get the fuck out of my state, chin berry meatloaf head!
     
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    32 :bullshit:
     
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