News DAWGSHED NEWS: WAKING SHORTWAVE98

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  1. Slow

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    Good evening friends. I am the reverend @Slow and I will be hosting the festivities tonight. We have gathered here to celebrate the posting life of @Shortwave98 . Raise your drink and share your favorite shortwave story. Tonight is not a time to mourn. This will be a wake.




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    :jj:

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  5. Mr Sinister

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    That was the best part :spit:
     
  7. Getthepoisonout

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    This looks like a good read. Looking forward to it later.
     
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    There is no fucking way possible on the Planet Earth that this really happened.

    :facepalm:





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  9. zutroy

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    Shortwave and I immediately bonded since we're both from the great city of Chicago. One night we finally hooked up on lower Wacker and fucked and sucked each other all night long while the bums watched and jerked off. It was the best night of my life. :rip:
     
  10. doughhead63

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    This shit is serious; to the mentally ill and retarded folk.
     
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  11. Jayla

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    Ha. Not sure if it happened or not. But I will tell you what didn't - a @Slow and Jayla interview about the past. That was not a quote of mine.
     
  12. Slow

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    I wasn't around for the NHB thread but i will say that quote came directly from a very reliable source.

    Jayla not outright denying it tells you everything you need to know. She is just taking the high road. Fitting of the queen of reps.
     
  13. Jayla

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    And I only play someone who has a vagina on tv. My genitalia is ambiguous.
     
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    It was quite an achievement.
     
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    Do we really have to kick him when he's down?? :dontknow:
     
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    @Slow I had lunch with @wife is a whore. He's back to his fighting weight and looking swoll. He's back in 5 days...
     
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    i heard shortwave on the chatline and he did sound 900 years old


    witch made his bitching about reps all the funnier
     
  20. Slow

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    He is actually back. We are awaiting comment from his mult