Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SouthernListen, Oct 16, 2015.
Best (believeable) one gets a free month.
I have astigmatism in both eyes... And now
I wear glasses.
It's going to suck if this is the winning entry.
Beggars can't be choosers
i lost my four best friends in a freak gasoline fight accident
Bosch = homosexual
I'm going to get drunk tonight.
My feet are so tiny (size 4) I have to order all of my shoes online.
That's a start for a Friday night, yes?
this is for 2015
My name is not really Dick Fitzwell
Well, can't the opthomologist just pull out those stigs?
I forgot that revelation about bosch has been known since birth
...you with your shoes off? yeah thats a good start.
I'm deeply embarrassed by my huge areolas. They are like silver dollars.
...ok. its official my brother aka the trustee has taken every penny of my moms estate since beginning in 2012. we didnt know it was going on until this past week.
Your dainty feet are about 1/3 the size of Beefy's pontoons. Kewl
Last weekend Benjy moved himself and his girlfriend into a trailer-camper.
1) Benjy now knows he doesn't have a paying job after the end of the year
2) Benjy likes tiny mini-refrigerators decorated with wood vinyl plastic, full of pickles
3) Benjy found a new girlfriend and needs this one out of the nice new apartment
4) Benjy knows Stern will never come visit now and ask to see his pool
5) Benjy will soon have RadarOnline do a photo shoot of his new crib