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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Sleep, Jun 16, 2016.

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What Caused The Fall of AnimalGod?

  1. Nikkerz leaving his threads, everyone knows she was the real draw

    26 vote(s)
    33.8%
  2. Too repetitive, same shit over and over

    18 vote(s)
    23.4%
  3. Uhhh, he's fucking gross

    13 vote(s)
    16.9%
  4. Constant delusional whining about inappropriate comments made towards his grandkid

    8 vote(s)
    10.4%
  5. Fat

    18 vote(s)
    23.4%
  6. His time has come and gone, simple as that

    9 vote(s)
    11.7%
  7. Fuck this poll, he will rise like a bloated Phoenix from the ashes

    2 vote(s)
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  8. Estrogen overload

    4 vote(s)
    5.2%
  9. Fuck off Sleep you homo

    9 vote(s)
    11.7%
  10. Corey Feldman fingered me with a Michael Jackson sparkly glove

    7 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

    As you may have all noticed recently, there has been a slight disturbance in the Dawg Shed force. The mighty has fallen and he cannot seem to find a way to return to his former glory. Who am I speaking of, you ask?

    The poster known as @AnimalGod .

    This man used to drop 500 page threads without even rupturing a carbuncle. You wanna see a disgusting filthy hovel? He'll show ya, and you'll post away, driving those ever precious page views.

    You wanna see some naked Detroit 3's flashing there bologna tits for a crack rock or a bowl of who knows what that was cooked up on his grimy stove?

    He gave that to you!

    This former legend had posters flocking en masse to get a glimpse at his life. He wrecked the lives of Chinese restaurant owners for you, his Fanimals. He whipped out his repugnant 4.5" schmeckel for you, the Fanimals. His legs are purple, not from diabetes, but from carrying the weight of the Dawg Shed on his shoulders. And it was all for you.

    But now he has fallen. He has resorted to making false claims of pedophilia against @Anfkid . He has whined to Dawg & Monk, but his cries have fallen on deaf ears.

    How did this titan lose his power? Was it @Nikkerz finally saying enough is enough and showing everyone that it was her, not AnimlaGod, that drove his threads to epic numbers?

    Noted AnimalGod historian, @Mack tried to show AG the error of his ways and urged him to bring the entertainment back to his threads. But AG was too far gone and now I fear he may be done.

    What say you, Dawg Shed?

    Your newsman, Sleep Cronkite.


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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Did he get some type of ban?
     
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  3. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    He just got back from a 2 day ban, I believe.
     
  4. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Good grief. This is almost as dumb as his threads. He isn't gone by any means. He's remains on your mind.
     
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  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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  6. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Are you saying he is as good as ever?
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Fat Balt. Mike got 2 weeks for something similar, free Fatty!
     
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  8. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Balls will be curb stomped...or something like that.
     
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  9. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    @Sleep That fat purple legged beast whale thing has lost it all. Now that Niggz has finally got her shit together, she realized her life is much better without the 600 lb. lispy lesbian with as much testosterone as Richard Simmons dressed as the lead in CATS.

    He's a big fat bore who subjects his HORRIBLE lifestyle to his sweet innocent grandchild. She prolly will develop emphysema from all the cigarettes and weed clouds blown all over the crack den and will most assuredly pick up an STD from that FILTHY FUCKING sheetless bed he bangs hookers in. HOOKERS!!!!!!!!! It's disgusting and I swear I am saddened and angry every time I see A.G posting. It reminds me than an angel is being neglected and subjected to horrors No of age human would want to be apart of.

    Fuck A.G I hope he dies on the toilet and they find him a year later and have to get a jackhammer to separate the now petrified shit from his 4 inch clit. :pie:
     
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    Was he ever?
     
  11. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    i've never read any of his threads
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Sleep you are much better than that obese bastard Slow at this, keep it up!
     
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    This dude is coming in a little hot since he got the news banner. Throttle it down a little, bro :console:
     
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    Ditto. They just seemed like mutual masturbation. He loved the attention, everyone else loved giving it to him.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    I seldom read his threads. Dunno, but I'm curious to see what others say.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    This is all calculated to create a media ball-slurpage frenzy. Mission accomplished.

    Biggie D will be back and curbstomping his haters and obsessed mods alike once the tension is at peak levels :grad:
     
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  17. ChuckZ

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    Read some of the gun thread, because at least it had a topic. His hangout threads are so boring and repetitive.
     
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  18. Sleep

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  19. Sleep

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    Hey, man, I gotta report this shit.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    who like Cheri?