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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ChimneySweep, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. ChimneySweep

    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    I was finally going to post after lurking forever and it disappeared. :(

    ...and yes I searched for it.
     
  2. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    It's gone and I have no idea why....
     
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    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    Well, at least I didn't get shitpiles (yet) for being a total dumbass on my 1st post anyway.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Good question.
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'll change the title on this one, bumping old threads containing old issues is something we try to avoid.
     
  6. ChimneySweep

    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    I'm an old-school fan from way back, gave up on Wig after his divorce when he jumped the shark and actually started believing hot chicks really did want to sleep with him (and didn't just act that way because he was a "safe" married guy with lots of marbles and a popular radio show). I started listening again a few years ago after hearing the show in a rental car. it was pretty funny, but within the year the "fertography" and "AGT" talk became unbearable. I've been lurking here for years because it is 10x funnier than anything the show has done in many, many years and because like most of you I am a former fan who thinks Howard is the King of all Hypocrites/Sell-outs.

    So anyhow...the ones I don't know the exact origins of...

    1. Sauce on side

    2. The John Hien is a kid toucher references/photo

    3. I kinda know the "teen anal" thing is about Gary, but not sure what the story is on that one. Was this related to him being on some neighborhood committee or something like that or maybe that was the topic when I first heard about him mentioning teen anal?


    *Also, "noine" is a reference to Gary's embarrassingly funny break-up/trying to get back together video and what he says about his business/career life, right?

    -great thread, btw
     
  7. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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  8. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    I've bern dying to ask 2 things.
    1. What's the pickle jar?

    2. Who's Sally B? And why was I asked if I was her.

    Thanks!
     
  9. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    ChimneySweep, post: 9154461, member: 8913"] So anyhow...the ones I don't know the exact origins of...

    1. Sauce on side

    Howard orders Chinese food and always requests sauce on side. The restaurant mocks him for being the only customer that has this request.

    Richard's Swollen Foot. 11/30/09. 7:00am

    Richard said that if he were Howard he'd be out eating killer food every night. Robin said that's what Richard is doing though. He is eating killer food. Howard said he eats small portions and he doesn't have to eat as much as he does. Richard said he doesn't have the self control that Howard and Robin do. Howard said they order Chinese food and ask for the sauce on the side and the chick at the restaurant laughs at him. He said they tell people that only one person orders sauce on the side and that's Howard Stern. Howard told Richard that the next time he's hungry, he should stick that swollen foot in his mouth.


    2. The John Hien is a kid toucher references/photo

    Don't know

    3. I kinda know the "teen anal" thing is about Gary, but not sure what the story is on that one. Was this related to him being on some neighborhood committee or something like that or maybe that was the topic when I first heard about him mentioning teen anal?

    See above

    *Also, "noine" is a reference to Gary's embarrassingly funny break-up/trying to get back together video and what he says about his business/career life, right?

    Yes, You are correct sir.
     
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    1) Sauce on side: Howard made fun of the Chinese woman because he is a picky fuck and when he orders from the restaurant, she always says "sauce on side, I know" or something to that effect.
    2) The Hein thing was started by Sal and at one point Jon let it be known that it bothers him and since then it is always mentioned quietly until it become stuff of legend, and now he's branded.
     
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    Gary's teen anal is his go-to preference on the porn category that gets him off.
     
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    Sally B is a legendary troll who got his start on SFN with the screen name Salafibrigades. He has been on this site and many others under a variety of names. Often new members are questioned if they are in fact Sally.

    His original SFN AV:

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    thank the seal, the pickle jar and Beth going to grandma's house were some of the bigger ones I didn't get when I first joined. I think the origin of gunky and the "he's around" are some new ones that might get lost in translation these days. Gonna reply to posts later on after I go to the liquor store.
     
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    1. Annoying way Howard orders Chinese food. One of innumerable food fetishes he has. When he or FloorWhore call to order, the old Chinese lady rightly mocks him saying "so blwand, so blwand"

    2. Jesus, my good man...Just look at the Beetus-ridden bloated doughboy.
    (See exhibit . 1a)

    3. BabaPervy's favorite genre of porn vids from the glom box or sponsor free memberships during that era of shows. Also, speaks at high schools.

    Exhibit 1a:

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    "He's/She's around"

    That is Gary's typical answer for when someone gets thru on the phone and asks why people are no longer
    on the show, but Howard makes no mention of their departure.... i.e., Tim Sabean and Lisa G.
     
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    Sally B is a man baby! I'll never understand the troll thing. We are already trolls. Just be yourself.


    Now the pickle jar? My guess was someone saw Artie somewhere and the proof was there was a pickle jar at a deli?
     
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    This... And that fact that hein actually fucks little boys

     
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    Yes, that's correct, it was also from an SFN thread.
     
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    "Grandma's House"

    Whenever Beth is out of town for an extended period of time getting cosmetic prodcedures dont to her horse face.

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