News Dawgzhed exposes: Jortvave

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  1. Butt Trumpet

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    Gleetings, anozzer unbiased and politically neutlal leport flom your usually vigilant news team.

    Today ve examine a vely contloversial member of ze board, ze Jortvave.

    Jortvave has evolved. Vhen ve first encountered zis leetle fellow, he vas vely active in a large and popular thlead zat vas banished to ze purple dimension alound 18 months ago.

    He vas kicked alound like a downes syndlome vis ginger hair in ze thlead, especially by @wife is a whore and ozzers.

    It vas zis tlagic and clingevorthy turn of events... zat caused our leetle vaggot hackysack to change into ze angly bush midget zat he has now become.

    You see, many do not know zat Jortvave is in league vis demons. devils zat post at a board for ze butthurt and gludge holders, vormer members of zis board.

    Jortvave has sold his soul. He has allowed himself to be used.... used to cally messages to members here flom those who seek to destloy us.

    Ve at Dawgzhed News have leceived leports of unvanted messages to members here flom Jortvave, flom banned members.

    He is a tlaitor and a judas. Do not tlust heem.

    If you have lecieved unvanted pms flom zis benedict arnold, let us know.

    More on zis bleaking stoly as it develops.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    :spit::backlol2: Too much.. :hilarious:
     
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    This is Mr. Dracula.

    He's an acquired taste.

    Once you figure out how to read his posts, he's pretty funny.
     
  4. Joe Bauers

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    Major secrets going on here... :secret: don't tell anyone.. Because this is a public board and everyone can see it....:nojj: there's a major conspiracy going on here.. Have you been to other boards ?? :lol1::haha:
     
  5. freds

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    So now @Shortwave98 is on the shit list?!? I can't keep up with all this shed drama... :dontknow:
     
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    He's pretty bad
     
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  9. Shivvy

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    He's pretty much on the same level as DogStar69 and Goatcabin
     
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    i blocked his ass for speaking negatively about Kimbra :grad:
     
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    What's an "angry bush midget"?
     
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    Wow....
     
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    The Shed has TWO active meltdowns taking place. Drac is trying to push the 3rd. :jj:
     
  14. Joe Bauers

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    that Fucking Shortwave . is a double agent....:mad:


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    Yep, he is a big troublemaker here.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    Call out thread! @BethSucks do something about this!
     
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  18. Joe Bauers

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    I hear he was talking shit on Itunes...:pissed:
     
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    :lol:
     
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