Vis you humble host, Mr Dlacula. - EddyG has made hees tliumphant leturn to ze Bar, dlunk vis ze joy of fleedom vis no GHP to cleepily ztalk heem. Ze fool posted peectures of hees childlen and zen his allegedly chobby vife, zen took zem down in a guilt induced flenzy, but not before declaling he vants new poosy. More on zis stoly as eet develops. - Meck vas allegedly keelled in an earthqvake in Idaho, but it vas bullzhit flom one of ze Blicks. - Zchmoopy has been in a opiate induced posting flenzy since Xmas eve, and appears to be holding his own in ze butter toos thlead, against ze likes of Deenkus and Vat Keed. - Diogenes, ze gender confused 'author', has made a couple of thleads nobody geevs a vock about. - Chiva declared he vould let Zchmoopy lape his daughter. Zat vool!! - Ze RRR folks invaded ze Bar and vere velcomed vith open baginas. Zome of zem are leeeaaal azzholes. - Glotch has been vhining about evelyzing and has been Galied. Ze diabetic turd vill have tlouble logging in vor ze vorseeable future. - Mlow has been possessed by an snow owl demon, Sheevy is on his vay to Boston vis a blessed hairblush to dlive ze cleature out. I varned zat clazy beetch! - Chleeza is visiting his Glanny. Zhe vill zoon be vis me. - DBD has been made a modelator. Pletty vunny zhit, Dawg has a gleat zense of humor. Happy New Year evelybody!!