Dawgzhed News Bulletin

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Butt Trumpet, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    It is I, you humble host and unbiased news hound, Mr Dlacula, vis a timely news update live on ze scene here at ze Zhed!

    * My good fliend and fellow bat lover @Mlaw has a fast moving thlead in ze Howvard Folum. Accusations are flying like zhit flom Blo's bloated asshole about blocking, ignoling and deviant Mod behavior. @BethSucks and @DrivenByDemons catching lawyer shlapnel. Zis has lesulted in Mlaw blocking ze entile Howvard folum. Zat zhit vould take a lot of effort. Zis stoly is still unfolding.
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/im-...related-threads-so.156554/page-6#post-9863878

    * @headerheader, ze folum darling and gal pal of our beloved Chleeza is going to post a picture of her gaped out pussytvat vis a live bat in it. Zis vill only occur if zis thlead leaches 100 pages.
    Get on it, neegers.
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/chriza.156412/page-14#post-9863974

    * Bar asshole and ludolph chinned Sheevy has entered a var vis @larryluncg lesulting in many barbs and accusations of e-gangs and victimisation. Vely entertaining. Hot assed Cheli made an appealance along vis ze hapless bore vaggot @Escotada.

    * Ze EJ / Fleds feud gas died down. Have ze 2 man beasts called a tluce? Or vill a belly full of beer le ignite ze acid tongued gentlemens battle at ze start of ze veekend?

    * Tvice fired ex Mod, @big faggy hater, sci fi/ porn obsessed vonder nerd Dalk Fliday believes Mark Hamill is a good actor. Ve here in ze news team are vely concerned about his mental health and are vatching ze situation closely.

    * Blo continues to stink up evely thlead vis his fatness and is leaching Schmoopy level letardation vis his bullshit.
    Yust vocking stop it, vatso.

    * @dawg, our canine overlord, asks vhy @Avery is such a lacist vaggot, cleating vork and stless vor ze Mods. Ve still avait an answer flom zis neeger. Dawg is vatching vis intelest.

    Aaaand zat is it vor zis veek.
     
  2. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Gaped out pussy, god dammit, this is not helping?!?!
     
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  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses Gold

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    Oh, good.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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  5. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    I was wonder who blocked me earlier?
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :dance:
     
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  7. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    I deed not see. Im going by vhat Blo said.
     
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  8. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Dont start vis me buddy
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    He would never
     
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  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Can someone please translate that shit?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Vis a live bat in it :jj:
     
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  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Is it vis or vith? Get yer schtick straight, ffs. :fil:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal AIDS victim VIP

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    Why do Irish girls have flat asses?
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    I GOT TWO CATS, BUDDY. WHERE'S THAT BREAKING NEWS?

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  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Estocada is super boring
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    This is better than actually reading the threads.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh and there no Shiv/Larry feud :facepalm:
     
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    How did I get into this :jj:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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