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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    t is I, you humble host and unbiased news hound, Mr Dlacula, vis a timely news update live on ze scene here at ze Zhed!

    * My good fliend and fellow bat lover @Mlaw has a fast moving thlead in ze Howvard Folum. Accusations are flying like zhit flom Blo's bloated asshole about blocking, ignoling and deviant Mod behavior. @BethSucks and @DrivenByDemons catching lawyer shlapnel. Zis has lesulted in Mlaw blocking ze entile Howvard folum. Zat zhit vould take a lot of effort. Zis stoly is still unfolding.
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/im-...related-threads-so.156554/page-6#post-9863878

    * @headerheader, ze folum darling and gal pal of our beloved Chleeza is going to post a picture of her gaped out pussytvat vis a live bat in it. Zis vill only occur if zis thlead leaches 100 pages.
    Get on it, neegers.
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/chriza.156412/page-14#post-9863974

    * Bar asshole and ludolph chinned Sheevy has entered a var vis @larryluncg lesulting in many barbs and accusations of e-gangs and victimisation. Vely entertaining. Hot assed Cheli made an appealance along vis ze hapless bore vaggot @Escotada.

    * Ze EJ / Fleds feud gas died down. Have ze 2 man beasts called a tluce? Or vill a belly full of beer le ignite ze acid tongued gentlemens battle at ze start of ze veekend?

    * Tvice fired ex Mod, @big faggy hater, sci fi/ porn obsessed vonder nerd Dalk Fliday believes Mark Hamill is a good actor. Ve here in ze news team are vely concerned about his mental health and are vatching ze situation closely.

    * Blo continues to stink up evely thlead vis his fatness and is leaching Schmoopy level letardation vis his bullshit.
    Yust vocking stop it, vatso.

    * @dawg, our canine overlord, asks vhy @Avery is such a lacist vaggot, cleating vork and stless vor ze Mods. Ve still avait an answer flom zis neeger. Dawg is vatching vis intelest.

    Aaaand zat is it vor zis veek.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Drac. Solid update.
     
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  4. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    You get the Internet in your coffin?
     
  5. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Dont get me liled up.
     
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  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Question for our correspondent.

    When will Kingship be returning?
     
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  7. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    He is on hiatus vis 2 hot bitches and a toy helicopter.
     
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  8. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Thanks for the link to Mlaw's thread. The cunt blocked me too. :jj:
     
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  9. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Needs more Politics Forum. :coffee:
     
  10. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Im modernised to vock, blo
     
  11. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I've said it before, no matter what you think of OP, his commitment to spelling the way he talks is just unprecedented. Even by Havoc.
     
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  12. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    what else Robin?