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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings vun and all. It is I, you unbiased and fair news hound, to give you each an e hard on vis my hard hitting news leport vor zis veek.

    - Conglatulations to @wife is a whore @big faggy and ze ozzer guy flom ze Politics folums vor being voted New posters of ze year. Enjoy!

    - In a vonderful show of mercy, @dawg has lifted ze ban on @Chriza for ze Politics folum. He may now go zere and post burger pics.

    - Nessie popped her lap band and vas lushed to hospital. Her cat vaits vor her at home amongst ze empty Oleo packets.

    - Ze Politics folum has been declared a flee for all by @dawg. Zere are now no lules apart flom no porn and no posting of personal info. Dawg has declared 5lolling is allowed. Cullently ancient old vaggot Dave is melting, so have at it, neegers.

    - Ve here at Dawgshed News velcome @Nerdbomb back to ze board. Ve love zat beetch.

    - @Teabag continues to post zelfies lelentlessly despite many lequests vor him to stop. He loves to tolture us.

    - I am taking applications vor a new cub leporter as I build my media empire. Please PM me you applications vithin ze veek.
     
  2. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Again?
     
  3. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Hes clying like beetch vis no sfn to hide at
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I don't do politics generally, but judging by his posts lately vegasgirl is feeding him his ass.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    WTF did this schtickenstein say? :rolleyes:
     
  6. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    In other news, I call my husband vaggot and neeger because it makes me laugh :facepalm:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What?!

    You don't even know what you're talking about, yo. Just mind your own business, and divert your gaze from the violence.
     
  8. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    this is good news indeed.
     
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  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :horseback:
     
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  10. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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  11. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    damn it, dave is melting like the wicked witch.. :jj:
     
  12. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    My point ploven
     
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  13. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Yeah I just looked. Poor Dave killed himself by using you're wrong and mis-spelling opinions in the title of a call out thread :facepalm:
     
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  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    @Super Mario
     
  15. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    i think i need to use those on my bf... gotta have something besides the knee grow even though it makes me giggle. :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :jj:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    He said yer melting like a pack of rolo's in baltimore mikes pants.
     
  18. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Mario was the OG news guy.
     
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  19. Gator

    Gator What?

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    What are you saying?

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  20. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    he'll be fine. dawg hates jiblets more than the rest of us.