Dawgzhed news bulletin!

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings evelybody, it is I, your most honest, unbiased and non judgemental newshound, flesh flom bedding 6 syrian virgins before removing and bottling zere cervixes in formaldyhyde!
    Oo but enough about my thanksgiving...here is ze news loundup!

    * My good fliend @Scotty4x4 has passed ze initiation to become a fully fledged member of my clack news team! He vas able to stomach leading at least 7 of Blo's shitty, bland and fattening 'receipe' thleads visout gagging! He vas able to vithstand ze blind hostility and jealousy of a Neesie thlead visout being overcome by ze radioactive hate rays! Velcome aboard, @Scotty4x4!
    * Foreign leplesentative, @RenchFries has lecently discovered marino vool, ze very zing ve have all known about for eons! It feels soooo good next to a puckered anus, but he plobably knows zat by now.
    * Schmorpy is keeping a low plofile. He is plobably on his couch pondering life after Oreck, sitting amongst a pile of old pizza crusts and semen stiffened socks, looking at his personalised Mandingo dildo longingly.
    * It is YuYu's bithday! Ve here at ze news team vish her all ze best and have sent her a lare mexican coughing flog as a plesent!
    * Ze @DarkFriday @big faggy feud continues, vis Friday calling her out at evely opportunity. Ze feud appears to be vun sided, vis ze only quote from ze @big faggy being 'Huh? Who said that?'.
    * @freds madeca thlead legarding ze sterilisation of mutant vere-cleature @HAL vor constantly saying 'k'. Zis lesulted in some veird sad sack posting flom Hal (not quite Shean level), but Your tluly vas able to cast him vack to ze purple dimension.
    * In a still developing story, Zingger, former paramour of angly bush sow Neesie, has begun a feud vis ze mod, Anfkid. He has not lesponded to lequests vor comments yet, more on zis as develops!

    Zis has been a Dawgzhed News(c) ploduction, and now, back to you legularly scheduled vockery :mrdracula:
     
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  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  3. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Son of a bitch, that had to hurt.
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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  8. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    You have to love dracula's way with words
     
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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He phoned this one in.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Voned
     
  11. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    LMAO love the avi P-B
     
  12. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    :haha: Great job drac!
     
  13. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    that's what a low altitude stall looks like:grad:
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It was a 747. Fortunately, it was a cargo plane.
     
  15. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Great job as always, Drac! You're the best!
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    too much cargo/not enough thrust
     
  18. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    Does this mean no cookie platters will be sent to the newsroom breakroom come Christmas :dontknow:

    @mr.dracula
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Is that real?!?!?!
     
  20. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    it started in the morning thread, then Phils call out thread, then finished in yesterdays morning thread.