*Dawgzhed News leport*

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  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Anozzer unbiased and independant news leport flom your undead cuddly blood lover!

    * Schmilpy is back after his banning, large as life and tvice as dented.
    * FKS ploved himself to be an obsessed cleepy vaggot, vis ze hounding and badgering of our beloved vaccum veirdo, he managed to turn 90% of ze Bar against him, all in ze name of 'thelapy', and cannot understand vhy even Schmorpy haters sink he is a vhacko. Vis Schmilpys leturn, he has learnt nothing and still acts like a mentally disturbed yenta vaggot.
    * Lesident vat sloth Blo posted a picture of himself dlessed as a hip hop hobo burglar, vhich cleeped out all ze vimmen and flightened ze men.
    * Beloved Steln Vorum Mod Bethsocks has been coming to ze Bar to give zhit to ze norvegian dog botherer. Ve at ze Bar velcome you.
    * Glint Dagger has made sevelal posts in ze Bar, ploving himself to be at least a B list poster. Vill ze lest of Lawyer Lallys gang follow him?
    * Ze Zingger/Neesie fliendship has ended, all because he mentioned to ze dlunken hooer zat her basement light vas left on. Zis lesulted in ze vithdrawl of all sandvich vouchers and began ze message board assasination of Zingger.

    Zat is all. Please be nice to ze Xuxu.
     
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  2. Gitfiddle

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    Fuck off
     
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  3. freds

    freds no mayo VIP

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    only true fans will be able to understand this. :jj:
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    Et tu, zzinger? Et tu? :facepalm:
     
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    fuck on
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    My first name is James
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    That's a lot of z's... :sleep:
     
  8. Gitfiddle

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    But I don't have a daughter named Cheryl.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Wha
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This seems more like an editorial than a news report.
     
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  11. Gitfiddle

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  12. MrWarmth

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    And not enough g's :facepalm:
     
  13. Gitfiddle

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    And zero lulas.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh boy
     
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    20 minutes and still on the first page? When will you learn bro? no story here is ever more important than one about me.
     
  19. larryluncg

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    I'm still upset over today's game. Gibbons made some bad moves or failed to make any moves
     
  20. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    B list? That's gotta put me in the top 3 in the Bar. And to think I was only trying to bring my C game.