News Dawgzhed news major announcement

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  1. Butt Trumpet

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    Vell I have been so busy organising ze Myrtle Beach chapter of ze Vampylic Council zat I have neglected my duties as ze gleatest newshound in Dawgzhed histoly.

    For zat I apologise, I vill be filing new leports soon...

    HOWEVER
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    I have searched ze vorld and further abload and after extensive intelviews and backglound checks, I can now announce ze newest addition to ze avard vinning news team, ze most neutlal and unbiased person I know...
    Announcijg new cub leporter, you man on ze scene...

    @Scotty4x4

    Aka ze Anderson Cleeper, named by ze clanium dented and tloubled @@Schmoopy.

    Please show you appleciation in ze usual manner.
     
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    Maybe Scotty will be the one to uncover where @garypagetwo really lives!
     
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    I have seen Galy on cam....he ploved he vas Norvegian
     
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    And I'm really LeBron James.
     
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    That's a fucking travesty that fucking hater is a mod now. I happen to know for a matter of the fact that he has been abusing his mod powers to try to fuck with Larry, Inc. Bring back @kingship .
     
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    Calm ze vock down, ill talk to him, Yimmy Snuka
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    He destroys any credibility whatsoever for an alleged unbiased news organization.
     
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    Cool you heels blo.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    HEELS! :mrdracula:
     
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    Double L v. Mr. Dracula would be a good Buried Alive Match.

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    I'm cool bro.
     
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    Hello my leetle poosytvat
     
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    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    I'm working my sources as we speak.

     
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    I am counting on the work I do exposing Gary for my best chance to get that Pulitzer Prize I so desire.
     
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    You can interview me blo.
     
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    Who is this Larry inc you speak of ?