*Dawgzhed News special announcement*

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vell I have been so busy organising ze Myrtle Beach chapter of ze Vampylic Council zat I have neglected my duties as ze gleatest newshound in Dawgzhed histoly.

    For zat I apologise, I vill be filing new leports soon...

    HOWEVER
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    I have searched ze vorld and further abload and after extensive intelviews and backglound checks, I can now announce ze newest addition to ze avard vinning news team, ze most neutlal and unbiased person I know...
    Announcijg new cub leporter, you man on ze scene...

    @Scotty4x4

    Aka ze Anderson Cleeper, named by ze clanium dented and tloubled @Schmoopy.

    Please show you appleciation in ze usual manner.
     
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  2. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Blo is getting vatter.
     
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    :yay::yay: Congrats Scotty!!!!! :yay::yay:
     
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  5. DarkFriday

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    We used to be buds but now he's a reporter?
    Or as the great frontman for "Clearwater" Jeff Bebe refers to them, the enemy.
    I'm not sure about this. :fil:
     
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    dude's been busting his ass around here
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Suck

    Muck

    Duck
     
  8. Harambe Burrito

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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Never heard of him.
     
  10. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    Thanks Mr Dracula for your induction, I have huge shoes to fill while you are "on assignment" .
     
  11. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    You will, sooner than later in your case.
     
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    Drop ' em love! :madsex:
     
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    It was a joke.
    Geeeez.
    Management is so damn stiff.
     
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    i am so mad right now
     
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    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    I'm the same guy as before DF, you can always speak to me off the record whenever you want.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Lemmy give ya a reach around.
    Hold ya close.
    Tell me yer problems brah :coffee:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This is how they got the Czar :right:
     
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    @Lemmy
     
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  19. Phil McKrakin

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    I need to pee
     
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