*Dawgzhed News team zpecial vocking announcement*

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harambe Burrito, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings, my loyal zubjects.

    I, ze ever popular and intelesting Mr Dlacula, bling you news of ze gleat special account uplglades zat our benefactor and founder, ze Dawg, is offeling at plesant:

    Vor a limited vocking time, you vaggots can take advantage of ze vollowing:

    $10 6 months VIP (Red Banner)
    $50 1 full years of (Gold)

    http://www.dawgshed.com/index.php?account/upgrades



    Zis special vill end at the first of ze year, zo vock you. If you love ze hijinks and vaggotly, zen pay up you cheap bastalds!

    Dlac out. :mrdracula:

    EDIT: JOST PEACHY LEMINDS US ZERE IS A POOSYTVAT FOLUM VOR PAYING MEMBERS
     
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  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Oh

    Ok
     
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  3. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Paying for a red or gold bar...



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  4. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Zip it chubby
     
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  5. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To a place that inserts advertisements in threads...

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  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Oh I thought you were retiring. :c
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    A fake Dracula asks for money then says "vock you" :scratch:
     
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  8. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Stress the access to the tit pics, Mr. D. :grad:
     
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  9. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vock you most of all
     
  10. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    :jj: Vaggots
     
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  11. Rubber Biscuit

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    Great sales pitch, telling customers to pay up if they enjoy this place's "faggotly".
     
  12. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    You dont have ads when you pay.
     
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  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Walter Cronkite would frown upon your rampant use of the v word.
     
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  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    A place that entertains tons of people around the clock and needs support to stay in business. Unfortunately the supporters have to carry the burden of paying for the freeloaders.
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You don't have the cash.
     
  16. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Load mention. :jerk:
     
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  17. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Eat zhit, vatso
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    STFU fucking freeloading hippie piece of shit
     
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  19. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Destloy heem, Clud.
     
  20. Rubber Biscuit

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    Hippie? You got the wrong poster, jack.