Gleetings, I just vinished my Dlac Snack, so now, I bling you ze alvays unbiased news update: - Ze Bar has turned to vocking zhit. @gilaet - Zhedding Skin posted vaggot porn in ze stupid Hal thlead and got tea bagged out of here vor a few hours. - ze Dawg loves evelybody. - a poll made vhether to ban ze Zhmorpy or not vas vely close due to shenanigans. - Schmoopy vas deaded vor blagging about sliding his vaccum hose into a 14 year old boy and blagging about it. He zen vent to SFN and clied like a leetle bitch, taking a big hungalian zhit on ze Zhed vhile zere. Many lulz. - Meck and Sheev caught zhit flom ze Dawg today also vor being cleepy. - FKS caught ze shlapnel and jugement vas passed. - Yost Beachy is massaging DbDs dusky hued balls as ve speak, but plobably picturing Zchmorpy. - all banged members vere leturned vithin 24 hours. As you vere..