Dawgzhed News Update

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Butt Trumpet, May 7, 2015.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Gleetings, I just vinished my Dlac Snack, so now, I bling you ze alvays unbiased news update:

    - Ze Bar has turned to vocking zhit. @gilaet

    - Zhedding Skin posted vaggot porn in ze stupid Hal thlead and got tea bagged out of here vor a few hours.

    - ze Dawg loves evelybody.

    - a poll made vhether to ban ze Zhmorpy or not vas vely close due to shenanigans.

    - Schmoopy vas deaded vor blagging about sliding his vaccum hose into a 14 year old boy and blagging about it. He zen vent to SFN and clied like a leetle bitch, taking a big hungalian zhit on ze Zhed vhile zere. Many lulz.

    - Meck and Sheev caught zhit flom ze Dawg today also vor being cleepy.

    - FKS caught ze shlapnel and jugement vas passed.

    - Yost Beachy is massaging DbDs dusky hued balls as ve speak, but plobably picturing Zchmorpy.

    - all banged members vere leturned vithin 24 hours.

    As you vere..:mrdracula:
     
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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Flock you
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This guy is still going on with this retarded schtick? Really?

    This guy makes Schtoopy look funny.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ban Dracula
     
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  5. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Go cly about it at SFN, buthult boy.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    fuck off DaveinDiego
     
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  7. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Well, it would be hard to accuse him of libel, slander or misuse of the board rules, since you can't read a fucking thing he writes with any degree of certainty.
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Wow Dave, just wow. I guess you senior citizens just don't have a sense of humor.
     
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  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Whats the matter?

    I insult your mult? :smile:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    god you are cornball extreme
     
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  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Nope, a 46 year old dude like me is wondering how a retarded schtick ever became so entertaining to slack jawed yokels such as yourself.

    :smile:
     
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  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i dont understand Dave's insults, do you have to be as old as mr Warmth to understand it
     
  13. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    :spit:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Whats the matter, your hair straightener leaking into your scalp and fucking you up again?
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    see what im saying? :nojj:
     
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  16. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    It took my thread to get the news off their ass. :what:
     
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  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I appreciate the effort he puts into his schtick.
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cornball extreme is being used all over the major cities right now.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I see.
     
  20. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Zere has been no news of late, had to see how it played out. Zchmoopy diddling a 14 year old is big news
     
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