Dawgzhed News Update

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  1. Butt Trumpet

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    Gleetings, evelybody. Anozzer unbiased and vell lesearched news update vor you enjoyment.

    - Lawsy has leturned and is lipping a addelal binging Schmulpy a new vun in his 'hangout thlead', collecting lies, allegations and lumors, exposing him a a clingy leetle beetch.

    - Alleged zhit molt Blotchy is challenging Meck on his definition of ztalking, accusing him of accessing plivate info on ze dent headed zmoking monkey.

    - Dave Matthews continues to molt up daily, ze Mods have asked him to send an email and zey vill plobably let heem back. Sheev is petlified.

    - Zummer has Longhorn on ignore. He doesnt have a clue vhy. More on zis exciting dlama as it develops.

    - Sheevy vas last seen vhining about ze mods again.

    - Galy continues to be tlolled mercilessly, vis allegations of canine lape and questionable national oligins. He takes it in his stlide, even vis ze dleaded netvork error curse cast upon him by Gilaet.

    - Lemmy vent on a date last night, no vun seemed to give a vock.

    Varm vishes flom your unbiased, vell researched news zource, Dawgzhed News.
     
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  2. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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  3. Gwarn1

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    Lemmys thread was a spinoff of nextlevels. He didn't really have a date. Dumbass
     
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  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    hey dude would it kill you to have a story about me some time?
     
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  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  6. Butt Trumpet

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    Plove it, Gvartney.
     
  7. Butt Trumpet

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    I zuppose I could..
     
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  8. Daveindiego

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    Ban please.

    This guy is worse than shitty Chriza spinoff threads.
     
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  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Longcat is better than this schtick. :fil:
     
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  10. Butt Trumpet

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    Galm down, Metheuselah.
     
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  11. knuckle_hedd

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    what did you do to edward r. murrow?
     
  12. Gwarn1

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    He only reports on the same 4 assholes.
    I went to a party at a private sex club but he mentions lemmys 10 post fake date thread
     
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    Don't U have some pot to smoke and hockey to watch? :c
     
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  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can you do a report focusing on the Bubs and their message board gang?
     
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  15. Butt Trumpet

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    He is posting at anozzer board talking zhit about all of you
     
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  16. Butt Trumpet

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    Who?
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Sorry, 'a' level posters only.
     
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  18. Napoleon V

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    How dare you?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Breaking news: mr dracula is still completely retarded and unfunny.
     
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