**Dawgzhed news zpecial vocking announcement**

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings, my loyal zubjects.

    I, ze ever popular and intelesting Mr Dlacula, bling you news of ze gleat special account uplglades zat our benefactor and founder, ze Dawg, is offeling at plesant:

    Vor a limitee vocking time, you vaggots can take advantage of ze vollowing:


    $10 6 months VIP (Red Banner)
    $50 1 full years of (Gold)

    http://www.dawgshed.com/index.php?account/upgrades



    Zis special vill end at the first of ze year, zo vock you. If you love ze hijinks and vaggotly, zen pay up you cheap bastalds!

    Dlac out. :mrdracula:
    EDIT: ZERE IS A TVAT FOLUM VOR PAYING MEMBERS
     
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  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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  3. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Ah vock you Joltvave
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Haha.

    The schtick is old and I still can't figure out what you are going for. I know you are a one trick Bela Lugosi pony but it translates to text like a vock stimm chan loof hurfing gump since.
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Yah shumm shumm gock vo lammy hurr?
     
  6. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Seriously. what the fuck does this mean: EDIT: ZERE IS A TVAT FOLUM VOR PAYING MEMBERS?!?
     
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  7. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    There is a twat forum for paying members?
     
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  8. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vock you, chubby
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    A tat follum?
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Zim gums loofa chi chi hum.
     
  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Why would you have to pay just to see tats?
     
  12. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    No clue. Fuck is a voulum for?
     
  13. OV

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    here try this:
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  14. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vhat ze vock..
     
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    Zip luff tum goo gah.
     
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  17. Lester

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    Yeah, it was funny for like the first post. Now it's like hearing Howard do his Ted Kennedy impression.
     
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