Dax Sheppard and Kristen Bell are married. Was Beth the maid of honor?

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  1. Rob0729

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    Friends of show Dax Sheppard and Kristen Bell got married in the last few days. Since Beth and Kristen are so close (what celebrity wife to be isn't close with Beth?), is it safe to assume Kristen made Beth her maid of honor? If not did Howard tell them that Beth was depressed that she wasn't given the honor?
     
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    Was Wiggy invited to the wedding?
     
  3. Snotty

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    Green panties?
     
  4. BethSucks

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    Did Howard do the photography?
     
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    What a great, unpretentious way to do it. I like those two. :up:
     
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    Anyone have Dax when he was on Kimmel, it's on YouTube. He kind of dissed Howard when he talked about getting his pic taken by him. I'll look for it.
     
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    iirc it wasn't a diss so much as both Dax and Kimmel goofing on what an unfun, uptight old queen Howard was about it. Like they had to be ready to have their pictures taken at an exact, specific time. And I think Howard even said they couldn't smile, because, y'know, it was such serious business.

    :facepalm:

    They were just guests at his house for a relaxing day/weekend and Howard turned it into almost a job for them.

    :facepalm:

    I can't blame Howard, though; it's great having friends over and taking pictures of them, isn't it?!?

    :surprised:

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    How much does Jimmy regret befriending Howard? "No smiling!", getting him to agree to sign an affidavit, Howard cutting in on his first dance with his new bride.........................

    :facepalm:

    What's next, a deposition and a stool sample?!?!?

    :facepalm:
     
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    she was old maid
     
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    "We weren't invited but the wedding was in our honor, Robin."
     
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    "We were invited Robin, but Beth and I couldn't come up with anything to do to show our love to Jax and Kristen that would top me cutting in on Jimmy's and Molly's dance
    so we decided to stay home."
     
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    "Robin, K-Bell and Dax made a party in our honor and decided to get married during it."
     
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    They played nothing but Chubby Checker songs at the reception.
     
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    That Dax is a star-flocker of tenth degree, but I guess thats a wise career move if you know you cant be anything more than a low paid character acter....befriend a bunch of old aging male stars that desperately want to be relevant to the viral video generation. These old stars give credo to your Indie film your directing with money you made from sucking Asshead Kutchner's balls.
    Marry a beautful actress with a career in front of her--but dont really marry her because it may hurt your slim chance of heartthrob status. These idiots have already had a kid, they couldnt marry before they popped that out to keep it from being a bastard? Egomaniacs and liberal hypocrites.
    They could have a court cermony before their most pretenously named kid was born? Something tells me they will still have a fully videoed live-streamed wedding with more pranks and exotic animals than if Jimmy Kimmel married sigfredandroy.
     
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    You are all PUNK'D
     
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    the most uninteresting dumb, little boy bodied girl in show business marries the least talented, most lucky guy in show business? sounds like a plot for a failed Fox tv sitcom.
     
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    They named their daughter Lincoln. What's a Lincoln get 15mpg? Hypocrisy
     
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    i found her on twitter last year, but i just couldn't read her tweets. after three or four of them i would sit at my desk at the office thinking "Duhhhhhhhh". Would take 15 minutes before her dulling effect wore off.
     
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    kristen really married down. dax looks dirty and smelly.
     
  20. RonHeinzkaboot

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    He's a one bagger