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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oderus, May 29, 2014.

  1. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I don't understand the pauses sometimes, I understand the ones used as splitters between different days but a few of them are literally half way through a segment, I don't know if it's done intentionally or what.
     
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    Stew and rum would die for a grapefruit!
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Does anyone here even know who Daxx is? :dontknow:
     
  4. Oderus

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    HE explained his theory he stated that he wen back in the 1970s to get an ibm computer needed for the future 2038 incident ( its when most computers or software will satrt crashing search it up) he then stated to get back his time machine needs to go a little further then go back to 2038 In which his final post he stated he was leaving the year 2001 after telling some of us at that time what is happening in the future . he's never been heard of since and there are no records but the USA has a patent on his time machine the patent is Patent Application US20060073976
     
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    “This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.” Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.” Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!”
     
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    He ran cold water over his wrists until they stopped bleeding and he tore strips from a handtowel with his teeth and wrapped his wrists and went back into the office. He sat on the desk and fastened the toweling with tape from a dispenser, studying the dead man gaping up from the floor. When he was done he got the deputy's wallet out of his pocket and took the money and put it in the pocket of his shirt and dropped the wallet to the floor. Then he picked up his airtank and the stungun and walked out the door and got into the deputy's car and started the engine and backed around and pulled out and headed up the road.
     
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    Miss that fuckstick. Does he still post at SB? Had had some hilarious froggy rants.
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    shut up, Derus
     
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    :lol:
     
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    don't talk to me like that
     
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    Did you see that other movie he was in with Cameron Diaz and Michael Fassbender, "The Counselor"? The movie was shit but he was good in it.
     
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    I haven't. I keep meaning to. It was another Cormac McCarthy story.
     
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    Yeah and that's why I wanted to see it. McCarthy also wrote the screenplay and you can tell this was his first attempt. He should stick to writing great novels.
     
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    I read somewhere that he originally wrote No Country as a screenplay. No one bought it, so he turned it into a novel. :D
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    wow
     
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    Daxx blows White Walkers