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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I've been combing the streets of Provincetown all weekend. Maybe I should try Key West.
     
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    take sssssstresssssed with you
     
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    go to one of them gook "massage" places I hear good things
     
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  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    One opened up in my neighborhood. I've never seen a car outside or anyone going in or out. I'm pretty sure it's a happy ending place but I don't know how to find out.
     
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    Are you implying that they may not be a legitimate therapeutic massage facility?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    well, I'd certainly expect you to stop by and find out
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Thinking about it but I don't know the etiquette. Is there a code word or something or do they just come right out and say it?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you can tell by how shitty the massage is

    if it's good, they are legit

    shitty, just whip out your cock :c
     
  14. Scott

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    I went to one in NY with my wife and they came so close to touching my junk I swore they were waiting for me to nudge it into their hands. I still wonder about that place. But there were mostly women in there and they were doing other things like facials and eye brows. But it seemed pretty seedy. Great massage though.
     
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    Scott, if you drop your wallet, kick it to Truro before you pick it up
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I'd do the hour for $50. That's pretty cheap for a legit massage IMO

    so, likely you'll be paying more "at the end" :c
     
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    I had the same thing happen. Except it wasn't seedy. It was really high end. The broad had rough dyke hands though. Not cool.
     
  18. Scott

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    I was thinking of bringing $100 and ordering the half hour and if it seems legit and I'm enjoying, pay the other 10 for another 30 but if there are any indications that something else is available I'll throw down the rest and see what happens.
     
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  20. Scott

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    I'm thinking the fact that it says "Plenty private parking space!!!" is very telling.
     
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