Day 28 since I've nutted. Are you proud of me?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    When i do break my streak, do any of you ladies want to watch me on Skype?

    That would be so hot!
     
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  2. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

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    tmi
     
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    gary it's been a 1 year and 7 months for me. all my junk dont work. ALL and EVERYTHING. so i laugh at your month! ha ha ha!
     
  4. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    It's probably not good for you, Puppet.
     
  5. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Break your streak onto a photo of Sweet Ashley Jade and twat it to the appropriate parties. :hhh:
     
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    illini fan New Member VIP

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    Please tweet this info to Ashley Jade and make sure you cc Howard Stern...

    ..I'm curious what their response would be...
     
  7. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Why aren't you beating off? I'd go fucking nuts.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Even GP won't bang GP.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ^ I would fuckin love to bump and grind up against a woman like this.

    PappYawn youre local and a woman right? Will you help me out plz?
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    I once went 18 days. And when I jerked off on that 19th day, the orgasm was so strong it almost hurt. I remember a pin-and-needles sensation in my balls.
     
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    THat's no woman. That's a TEEN, baby!
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Shocking that GP can't get laid....shocking.
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If you knew what I looked like, you wouldnt be shocked.

    Trust me.
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lmao:
     
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    Bro just drop the $80 @ an Asian tug shack.
     
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    Why you playin hard to get with yourself?
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    No way in fuck you look worse than Early Man himself: Artie's Liver.

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