News day care worker "accidently'' rapes a 5y/o

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  1. skylarbrie

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    i'm surprised anyone takes a job working with children anymore.
     
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    digits for midgets
     
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    My hands would hurt for a couple of weeks after I found him doing that.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    but what was she wearing?
     
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    If that were my kid...he'd be going for a ride in my trunk for a little weekend camping trip.....way up north.
     
  7. Ta Ta Toothy

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    I think I'm gonna go out and "accidentally" rob a bank. I'm a little short this week.
     
  8. babybear

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    no comment
     
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    What is the best part of molesting a 5 year old girl?

    If you flip her over, it's a 5 year old boy.

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    How the HELL does slipping on a toy cause your hand to "accidentally" end up in a baby's underwear, and you "accidentally" penetrate her digitally?! What the actual fuck?! :wtf:

    Nice smirk in his mugshot, by the way. Assbag.
     
  11. SlinkyNeckStern

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    "You're in the throes of an intense tickle fight, you trip over a toy and your penis falls out and onto the kid. It's been known to happen, Gar."

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    Give him to Mick [​IMG]
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    :eek:

    Take him out back by the dumpster, sink your boot into his mouth to get rid of that smirk, and then put a bullet right through his forehead. If that was my kid, I would have :quote:accidentally:quote: killed this fuck stain.
     
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    What's black on top and white on the bottom?
    - Rape :coffee:
     
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    I would be :quote:accidentally:quote: stabbing him over and over.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If I had a kid I'd be outraged enough to know some man is "tickling" my kid. This guy needs to have his dick sliced off. Skylarbrie you fuck, why is it always bad news with you!
     
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    If I worked with kids, I would "accidentally" shoot myself.
     
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    No officer I was just tickling him and the blade aacudentally slid into his liver.
     
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    Oops. :facepalm:
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    bet she was asking for it. probably wears provocative diapers?