Dead Co-Worker In The Parking Lot?

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Today a co-worker friend of mine (we'll call her Stephanie) told me that yesterday another co-worker (Sam) went to lunch and noticed a guy just sitting in the car next to his. Sam came back an hour and a half later and the man was still there. He thought it was strange, but continued with his day and left the office at 5:15pm and the man was still there in the exact same place. At this point, he's thinking, "fuck, there's a dead dude in there!". He runs to Stephanie and tells her about it and she goes down to investigate and thinks we might have a dead employee rotting in our parking lot. Stephanie, being the brave one, walked right up to the car and discovered what it was. Yesterday, this guy was wearing a red shirt...today, we went out to find the car and here he is with new clothes on. Another co-worker said that the shirt is different every day.

    I told them it's probably a sex doll...

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  2. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Take the watch.
    Leave the sex doll.
     
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    Guilty!
     
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    Carpool Kenny looks fake. This thing looks heavy and bulky.
     
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    Someone wants to drive in the HOV lane.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    Better to use in the carpool lane :secret:
     
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    Yes, I know that's what this person is using it for. Sex doll is funnier though.
     
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    Call the EMS out to the building to check it out... cheap traffic skating fuck will shit his pants.
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    It's hilarious that he gets his shirt changed every day, maybe he gets splooged on daily?
     
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    How big do you think his rig is?
     
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    Never mind the dead guy, here's a zombie in a box [​IMG]

     
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    I want a sex doll..................
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is this a reddit thread?
     
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    @HAL
     
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    time was def 9:05 :coffee:
     
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    OMG, I should put this there! :c
     
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    8.75 inches uncut and an ample amount of curly black pubic hair.