Dead Parakeet for my Mother

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    So my 84yo Mom who had a Cockatiel that dropped to the bottom of the cage dead two weeks ago.It was old,in the 12-14 year age.so being the good son I am I bought two parakeet's to replace the dead.well not so fast one of those fuckers managed to get out of the cage while I was adjusting their new digs when her dog snatched it up rag dolled it in its mouth for a second instantly killing it from shock as far as I can tell.:facepalm: I just got done burying it out back.


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  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Potholes in my lawn :dance:


    Dont care about your mom
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    It's just resting.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    ok

    didnt read
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    [video=youtube;XBqNYs9GEpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqNYs9GEpw&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
  8. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Jeezus. No wonder you need help fixing a fan belt :facepalm:
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Fan belts are easy try putting a shovel into bone dry rock hard clay dirt
    near imposible.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Get a pick ax, it will be much easier on your back
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    OMFG!!! IT WAS JUST UNCONSCIOUS.....YOU BURIED IT ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bigcry:
     
  12. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Or a flush toilet
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Italian people generally are very superstitious about having birds in the house
     
  14. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Fuck it if it was, I'll get another one mañana.
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    And she is Italian go figure
     
  16. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...the dog must be a WOP
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Her dog can fly? :wtf:
     
  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The dog is a ratter goes ape shit over the birds.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Must've been a bird dog. :rs: