Dear Beth..Venus is passing in front of the sun...

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Beth right now the world is focused on Venus as it passes in front of the Sun..

    I hear that if you look at the Sun while Venus passes in front of it *... the magic purse fairy will grant you any bag you wish for

    ... also its a magical time to become pregnant..hint hint



































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    (disclaimer looking at the sun will make you blind asshole)



     
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    Its also a most ammmaazingg time to have your photograph taken as well.

    Maybe your starving, non blowjob getting husband can set up his lighting equipment and photograph you.

    Then take it back to his computer and photoshop the living shit out of it.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what am amazing idea! OMG it would be so wonderful if they made love and when done
    she would be with a warm wonderful child
     
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    "Howard, I think I see a UFO"
     
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    Or as dimwitted Beff would really call it... "Howard, I think I see a U-FOE!"

    Much like how she loves the animoes! lol
     
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    UF Ode?
     
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    She's got it! Yeah, baby she's got it!
     
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    It's sunny today, thanks for reminding me Xavier. :hat:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Have you lost it and gone bannarama?
     
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    Too many cocktails.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Thats never a bad thing.

    I had a few last night while watching my LA Kings wallop the Devils in game 3. :D
     
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    Me thinks Ruffy is in for a cruel summer...
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Aren't we all?? I foresee a lot of drunk posting to come.
     
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    Beff-0 would say, "Venous?" is she from that shoe with Kalisi?" I don't like that shoe.."
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Not Robert da Niro ...I hear he is speaking Italian
     
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    Wo wo wo wo! We might have a match..... Look at the long face:c


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    Leaving me here on my own :bigcry:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    For 10 points and the brand new toaster...... That song And what movie...'sweep the leg?'

    Then puts him in a body bag?
     
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    No group hug
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Why god why?