Dear Dabby,

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  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    ITT we ask sage advice from our resident Stoner In Chief, @Daveindiego .

    Got a problem at work? Just ask Dabby...wife is a whore? Just ask Dabby. Vacuum shop just shut it's doors? Just ask Dabby. Can't stop eating pizza because you're a shut in schtick coma faggot? Just ask Dabby!
     
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  2. MrWarmth

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    The sun must have set :facepalm:
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

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    Daughter dating a Mexican? Dear Dabby...
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I already copy righted this myself to the local 420 magazines.

    They're paying me in 24 grams of concentrates a month.
     
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    Dear Dabby, give us your always accurate Super Bowl prediction.
     
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  6. Phil McKrakin

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    Dear Dabby,

    What am 20% of 24 grams of concentrates?
     
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    Carolina is going to crush Denver, I dont' think this is even going to be close.

    This is going to be Mannings last game ever, due to injury.
     
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    Dear Dabby :jj:
     
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  10. Daveindiego

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    I'm the one that told him it was a brilliant idea, and now look at him, like a 13 year old girl in the Barbie aisle at Toys R Us.
     
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    score, please. (not a dating comment)
     
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    here's the bet. if Denver is down 17-0 at halftime and Peyton looks like a three day old Papa John pizza, do they bring in Brock?

    :munch:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I think 13 year old girls are too old for Barbies.
     
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    Elway is hiring Bourne type assassins for that scenario.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    I like the new, "curvy" Barbie..OG Barbie looks like an anorexic with a great stylist.
     
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    No, I think they ride Manning into the sunset, and allow it to be a blowout loss, and make it easier to get rid of the broken down horse at the end of the year.

    He isn't coming out. Not like Osweiler is Joe Montana.

    I think that the Carolina running game will completely gash the Broncos up the middle. Fuck the Donkeys, they're getting humiliated.
     
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    You could be right.

    Fortunately, I am not spending any time around 7 to 18 year old girls. :smile:
     
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    The only way Denver wins this game is if Von Miller knocks Newton out of the game early.
     
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    :pedo:
     
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    ok. what if the score is 17-10 and the Broncos scored their only td on a turnover?

    Elway is going to euthanize Peyton anyway, why not try to win the game?