Dear Dawg

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Dear Dawg, I messaged you but you still aint replyin I left my cell, my email, and my skype at the bottom I sent 20 PMs back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem with your inbox or something Sometimes I type the words too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; fuck it, what's been up man? How's your son doing? I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't get laid but if I ever have to name my penis guess what I'ma call it? I'ma name it Dawg I read about you being banned from Google too, I'm sorry I had a friend relaunch his site in Chinese cause of that problem I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even seen the underground shit that you did back on SFN I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you do when you change your avatar too, that shit is phat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is garypagetwo

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wow it's like that Eminem song only with more faggot
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How does Gary know about Dawgs son? :worried:
     
  4. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Holy mother fuck. Did not read that faggotry.
     
  5. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    the last line doesn't rhyme. :fil:
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Bravo. When will Dawg address this?
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    this guys a fag
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  9. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Is this moron for real? Seriously... what's his deal?
     
  10. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    I hope this has the same ending as Stan.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't know how I feel
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    :gary::gar::gary:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Let those juices congeal
     
  14. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Stick around a while. You'd like it here.
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    The effort he puts into complete embarrassing faggotry is staggering.
     
  16. Ben Dover

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    :lol:

    Fucking Archie, man.
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    More porcelain will be damaged tonight.
     
  18. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Mix in a fucking period or two.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    It's SALLY!!!!! IT'S SALLY!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    it's PHAT not FAT :grad: