Dear dog that I love dearly:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Sep 19, 2016.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You fucking toyed with death again tonight.

    Your furry good looks are only going to last so long, you absolute asshole of a dog. If I send you away - your chances of living are slim ....... as you are a complete and total asshole, and not many people have the patience that I have, with dogs.

    You skated by tonight - as you got all the bacon, and the last buttertart off the counter - but you'd best lick your furry chops and enjoy it well. 'Cause my patience with you is nearing an end. You will end up homeless, and put down.

    KNOW IT, furbag. :pissed:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    First. Drop em. :madsex:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Take it to Facebook your dog doesn't post here.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Well duh.

    I don't want to hurt her feelings. I just needed to vent.
     
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    Dawg ate all the bacon?? :eek:


    @dawg
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hi punkin! :hug:
     
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    Pic of dog plz
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    AND the pecan buttertart. :mad:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    mmmmkay...........hang tight there sexypants.........
     
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    She's the big white one. Her dad was a pure-bred great Pyrenese, her mom a pure-bred Australian Shepherd. She was the runt of the litter. She weighs about 120 now, and has the manners of a retarded towhead.

    She's 3, I've had her under a year now....but she tugs at my patience daily. I swear I get half of my exercise chasing that dog that won't "come here" every day.

    Forget her horrible rudeness, when it comes to food. :mad:

    God makes dogs cute for a reason....
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That fucking big bitch of a dog will look you right in the face, as you call her - and turn her ass towards you and walk away.

    Her attitude nearly makes my head explode.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    She kinda sounds like you ;)
     
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    :lol:

    I love dogs.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    So her name is Slippy?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Me too. :suicide:
    I know, Froggy. That's what endears me to the big bitch. :facepalm:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Bottomless bacon???
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Alaska, smarty-pants........but Slippy would fit. ;)
     
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    She's cute too
     
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    :owned:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Gimme a bit more time with her - please endure my bitchings about her, as I try. Fucking dog strings my nerves out to their final ends.......she's bitten me 3 times. She growls at me. (<------I have learned that this is just her way of vocalizing, and accept it better now - but am extremely careful if there is food involved)