Dear God, please make the bad Lexus commercials stop.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm begging. Please, make it stop.




    Who the fuck gives a fucking car for a Xmas present?
     
  2. Super Mario

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    Did u shower today??
     
  3. zingger

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    Not.
     
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    the snowball one?
     
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    Either of you.
     
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    The 3 of you.
     
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    :ulol:
     
  8. FtM

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    Holy 1990's, Batman!

    Seriously though. I get tired of commercials portraying homes and people so unrealistically. Its lame. That's one of the many reasons why I got rid of my TV.
     
  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I'm also sick of the Lexus ads, but what I want for Christmas is to see that couple from the "Kindle" commercials thrown into a wood chipper. Though it's cruel, the overall benefit to society makes it well justified.
     
  10. EndOfLine

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    The thing that really fucking annoys me is the new ones where the recipients recognize the 'Lexus theme song' so they know they are getting a car for Christmas. So fucking goddamn stupid.
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    I just put my left hand on my cock, and hold my right hand up to block the dude, when that Kindle commercial comes on.
     
  12. Avery

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    Lotta black people living in the suburbs in these car commercials. :what:
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    That one where the lady is standing on the roof, mocking Santa.

    I mean WTF? Who mocks Santa?

    Fuck that fat bitch, she should fall off the roof.
     
  14. FtM

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    I like that they still show those Hershey Kisses commercials. That ad is at least 20 years old. I remember those from when I was FranciscoTheBoy.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    :weird:

    I haven't seen that one.
     
  16. zhukov

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    You gotta wonder what Lexus is thinking.

    "Let's see, have we marketed our cars yet to scarf wearing pussies? No? Okay, let's go metrosexual for the holidays!
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    I'm no Don Draper, but I don't see how an Ad that is viewed negatively is ultimately a positive.
     
  18. FtM

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    Its the one where the Hershey Kisses are lined up to be shaped like a Christmas tree. They start jumping to a version of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" played with bells. You've certainly seen it at least once. Its very simple, quaint, and festive.
     
  19. Mlaw

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    Santa should carry a gun for cunts like her. And I've always hated those Lexus commercials, but I did love my Lexus when i owned it
     
  20. Gomez

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    what you don't have a spare $50K to buy your lady friend one as X-mas gift?