Dear Howard stern...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Since you know he -- or at the very least one of his staff -- reads this board regularly, feel free to let him know what you think...


    Dear Howard,

    I hope Sirius decides to pay you out for the rest of your contract, but don't release you from it, or let you go on the air. I hope they buy four years of you silently without a public voice. And just as your contract is about to expire, I hope they present you with a box of twenty bottles of spoiled manaschewitz wine as a fuck you.

    Sincerely ,

    The fans you fucked over.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    He mad
     
  3. FSFN

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    Dear Howard...Who's Beth Stern with right now? Thats what I thought...I dont know either.
     
  4. slacker

    slacker New Member

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    Hey howie- send me ashleys phone number, i have hot load after hot load of dna to give to her... Thanks!
     
  5. Shvoogie Button

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    hmm... i wonder if they have that option... but i'm sure his lawyers would find a way to get around it even if they did.....
     
  6. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Dear Howard,
    I hope you get herpes, genital warts, syphilis, and gonorrhea the first time you bareback your Polish escort.
     
  7. weenuk

    weenuk Active Member

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    Dear Howard,

    Act like a man, you dicklicking pussy. Stop whining about everything and consider how blessed your life has been. Fucking pansy.
     
  8. Big Bird

    Big Bird New Member

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    Howard you always knock it out of the park every day of the week.
     
  9. pheelios

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  10. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dear Howard,

    Give me my money back.

    Love,

    pheelios
     
  11. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    +1

    Thank you,

    MFnantiChrist
     
  12. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Nice dude, nice..:hat:
     
  13. Halloween

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    Dear Howard,

    The show is better than ever. I feel so privileged to have the opportunity to pay to hear a millionaire complain about money. Who needs funny bits and talented staff members when I get to hear you whine about your lawsuit for the umpteenth time. By the way, you work way too hard. Maybe consider cutting the show back to 1 day a week. After all some Howard is better than none, right?
    -Bobo
     
  14. KINGjoe

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    dear howard,
    please die so that sirius can spend money on actual talent that will show up and not bitch about being mistreated......oh and be funny.....
    yours truly,
    O&A
     
  15. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    Dear Howard:
    I don't know when you lost your eyesight
    but I find it courageous that you trust the amazing Beth O
    to lead you around town.
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  16. Frank Snotra

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    " he's a pampered man....he's a pampered man
    I can't believe..... he ripped off his fans....."
     
  17. Frank Snotra

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  18. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Dear Howard, Please tell Robin live on the air that she is fat. The whole world knows she is full of shit and I wish you would call her out on it.
    PS. Put a real comedian back on the show. By real comedian I mean one the will call out not only Robin's bullshit, but yours as well.
     
  19. Frank Snotra

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    Howard, are we all just Grillos on this bus?
     
  20. GaryPuppet

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    ^ Dat's a good vun!