dear howard the photographer:

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by vaginapoosie, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. vaginapoosie

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    please stop over exposing every fucking picture you take. it hurts me eyes. you know it's bad when the fucking dog blends into the sand.

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    There's no fucking way the water in Long Island Sound has ever been that blue. :facepalm:
     
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    Howard really should have taken up painting instead of photography. Then making things that don't look like the real world could be "artistic license".
     
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    Gee, the color of Beth's jeans look so blue. :rolleye:
     
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    Every thing is AMAAAAAAAAAZING at chimneyland.
    Even the Beach sand and water is cleaner than the Caribbean.

    Surprised Howie didn't forget to remove the Palm Tree.

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    :jj:
     
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    Its actually a dark green.
     
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    Shes wearing a SIRIUS sweater. :facepalm:

    And that fuckin dog looks like a fat baby walrus.
     
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    Jones Beach (south shore LI):

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    Maybe the beaches in the Hamptons are specially polished so the rich people don't feel sad.
     
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    I've been going to the beaches on the CT side of the sound all of my life - that water is fucking nasty.

    *edit*Wait, they're on the south shore? Ok, it slightly less filthy then. :D
     
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    maybe he's trying to show that poor bianca is fading away. rather than being a touching and emotional pic showing the love between a dog and it's owner i see a sad, sick dog trudging along the beach as beth poses for the camera.
    bianca looks so vulnerable.....it actually makes me cry. my dog died christmas 2010 i still tear up thinking of him....but we did go and get another boy to fill my broken heart.
    beth should be cherishing that dog not dragging her into her vanity project.

    btw, i grew up on LI. i never saw the atlantic look so caribbean.
     
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    Looks like the Same Shade of "Blue" :dontknow:

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    And FU all for making me watch that crap to get the screen cap! :fuck:
     
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    This picture was posted for Howard.

    You fuck with me again and I'm taking your dog, beach house and half of your Sirius money.

    Beeeeeee-ware!
     
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    :c
     
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    so creepy. someone photoshop dominic into the ocean screaming "i'm on fire! may day may day!"
     
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    I'm surprised he didn't make her wear an AGT sweatshirt.
     
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    this pic is fucked-up...reminds me of that passionate scene in from here to eternity where william holden (and i think it was ingred bergman) make passionate love as the waves roll in.
    beth looks absolutely ecstatic!:facepalm:
     
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    Is there a chapter in "O My Dog" that specifies whether or not its totally cruel to drag an incredibly overweight, dying dog to the beach for some vanity photos? :dontknow: