Dear Schmoopy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by nextlevel, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    My wife has hurt me so bad emotionally in the past, i love her so much but why does loving her always end up with me hurting so much :( We're reconciling but it will never be the same, is it even worth it?

    Hurting in orange county
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Stick a subway sandwich in her cunt
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Kill her and eat her vagina
     
  4. Artie Laugh

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    do this.
     
  5. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fuck her best friend. It will make her jealous and she will love you again.
     
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  6. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    and this.
     
  7. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Have her bathe you.
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Send schmoopy some cock pics.
     
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  9. Artie Laugh

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    and always do this.
     
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  10. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i need real answers here guys please thanks
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Wheat, white or sourdough?
     
  12. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    I know it was you, Banoosh.
     
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  13. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    You can act like a man
     
  14. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    even a god has weaknesses
     
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  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Serious though. Bitches hate self pity men. Man up and she'll respect you more.
     
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  16. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    A regular advice column answered by the dumbest turd with the bleakest soul on the board ??

    This could be the biggest thread in history :bigthink

    :lo5:
     
  17. Teabag

    Teabag Dim Sum Buddy VIP

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    Doubt kills the warrior.
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Halloween! VIP

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    Do you have pretzel bread?
     
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  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    After he shoves it up her twat, it'll be sourdough.
     
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  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I would like to introduce you to my wife as soon as possible. You guys will be besties, I know it.