Dear shit-talking, gay-ass motherfuckers who had nothing but bad shit to say.........

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ..............you know who you fucking are.

    My daughter just finished her first novel. The shit you guys read first was nowhere close to what I'm reading now, nor what others are reading .......... but eat me.

    154,000 words, 132 page novel. Submitted to 9 publishers so far, 2 immediately shot it down, 1 offered on a "vanity press" (<----fuck that shit I told her no way}, and the 3rd wants the rest of the manuscript. Submitted a week ago.

    Did I mention that you nay-saying motherfuckers with bad words about her writing before could eat me? 'Cause I meant to.

    All hard feelings aside................yay baby girl!!!! :dance:
     
  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    OOOOOH that's so exciting Slip!! GOOD FOR HER!! :iohi5:

    I just told wanker good-night so we'll talk tomorrow but that is SO EXCELLENT!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!! :D
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    thanks!

    :dance:

    She promised me a lamborghini if she ever got rich and famous.............polish your chocolate ass up, 'cause we'll be hitting the town!

    (ummmmmmmmmmmmm give it a year or so though, getting shit published is not easy or fast .............polish it for late 2013?)
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I wrote a book
     
  5. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Awesome Slip!
     
  6. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    They're going to want more than 132 pages . . . that's a novella, unless she's writing romance novels (nothing wrong with that at all).
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :facepalm:

    Prepare to bend over when it's published.................unless you're in the publishing industry? So you know the script she was using, and the page style?

    It's loose-leaf roman.......whatever.

    Y'all can keep talking out your asses, as we keep going forward.
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    whats it about HALbert
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Tell her to make sure it's printed on 2-ply paper. I don't want to get chafed when I wipe my ass with it.
     
  10. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    :yay: that's awesome, slippy!
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    This is the first I've heard of it, but she's going to have to try a lot harder than this if she wants to impress me.
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    that's a great accomplishment :2up:
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Damn, way to go Slip's daughter!

    Good luck!

    That is quite an accomplishment, too be sure:cheer:
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    [video=youtube;2GuzBkmVp2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GuzBkmVp2k[/video]
     
  15. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

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    Cool

    What is the premise?
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Star-crossed, teenage vampire lovers from Moose Jaw fight zombies from Newfoundland.
     
  17. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    It's hard to get through life just being a professional writer nowadays. Does she have any other skills?

    Karate? Welding?
     
  18. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Is the story about a car that only runs when you blow in a tube or the electric company shutting off a family's power?

    Write about what you know :c
     
  19. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    So getting a book published get you enough money to buy people lambos?

    We talking like beat up ones or nice ones?




    Remember that guy from sfn who had a published book too about meeting howie
    he didnt have a lambo


    Sheeeeit
    He was selling them for 2 bucks with an original crackhead bob headshot for free
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    can we put this thread back on the correct track?

    talk about wanting to fuck slippy.