Dear Sir or Vagina,

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  1. Tuesday

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    Don't ever agree to oversee your firm's Facebook account. :smile:

    dear sir or vagina:
    i need help to get justice, and i have to sue a health-care facility in tennessee. i have to send this letter before the statue of libertations runs out. i have to send it to as many relevant lawmen, doctors, disability-groups as i can.

    now, before i start, i will refer to all gay "men" as "men in name only" because we are masculivoids who lack the masculine identity required to view all men as commonplace. we are masculivoids who do not feel complete without another man in our lives. now, with that being said: i am a gay "man," and i am addressing this letter to hospitals, to offices of law-enforcement, to gay-rights groups, and to advocates for the disabled. i have a tbi (a "traumatic brain-injury), and i would like to report one specific tbi rehab-home for the hellish abuse that they have shown to me...
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you did this?
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    that guy sucks
     
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    It was a message on the Facebook... god!

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    Libertatations is my new favorite word
     
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    I thought @Mlaw might like it too.
     
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    I just returned from a naked swim
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Liberate your tatations.
     
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    Client communication confidentiality: look into it motherfucker
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Oh my god no, it's more like this

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    You're adorable. :wub: